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shark 07-08-2020 03:22 PM

Flower or flour?
 
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.

The Poet 07-08-2020 04:14 PM

Re: Flower or flour?
 
A rose is arose.

icehog3 07-08-2020 05:35 PM

Re: Flower or flour?
 
No more petting her petunias for poor Frank.

G G 07-08-2020 05:48 PM

Re: Flower or flour?
 
:r

CigarNut 07-08-2020 08:14 PM

Re: Flower or flour?
 
:r :r


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