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T.G 05-11-2011 10:16 AM

Re: I'm Looking For A Good Southern Biscuits & Gravy Recipe
 
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Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 1259306)
Maybe I'm lazy, (OK, I'm definitely lazy) but I love KFC's biscuits and I love their gravy. I know it's not the same thing, but this thread got me thinkin' about it. Damn, too bad they don't deliver...

I'm from California, and even I want to slap you for that Darren. :D

Did you like the plastic cow too?

awsmith4 05-11-2011 10:28 AM

Re: I'm Looking For A Good Southern Biscuits & Gravy Recipe
 
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Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1259321)
I'm from California, and even I want to slap you for that Darren. :D

Did you like the plastic cow too?

The sporks kick ass though


Emailed my Mom to get you a biscuit recipe, just waiting on a reply

Subvet642 05-11-2011 10:31 AM

Re: I'm Looking For A Good Southern Biscuits & Gravy Recipe
 
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Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1259321)
I'm from California, and even I want to slap you for that Darren. :D

Don't you like the Colonel? Yeah, and tell me that you don't dip the biscuits in the gravy. How about an extra crispy, chicken skin sandwich on a biscuit with mashies and gravy? Yeah baby! :dr:=:


No plastic cow for me, soda or bug juice.

OLS 05-11-2011 10:48 AM

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OMG, I can't believe I left out BACON!!

As to the funny comment about pouring off so much grease (75%), after frying up a
pound of sausage, 25% of the grease is PLENTY to make gravy with, lol. Trust me.
It won't hurt your health or your status as a southerner. In fact I meant to footnote
ALL my replies with a disclaimer..."Warning...ALL of these recipes have officially been
deemed not just bad for you, but hazardous to your health." Especially red-eye, lol.
but if your gravy doesn't look delicious enough, it stands to reason that, WHO EVEN NEEDS
sausage on the plate?? Just crumble ALL of it back into the gravy and serve over biscuits.
:r

T.G 05-11-2011 10:57 AM

Re: I'm Looking For A Good Southern Biscuits & Gravy Recipe
 
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Originally Posted by awsmith4 (Post 1259335)
The sporks kick ass though

I http://www.dyframix.com/images/graph...iley_heart.gif sporks. Greatest invention ever. Ranks right up there with penicillin, atomic power, the iPhone and the wacky-wall-walker.

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Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 1259340)
Don't you like the Colonel? Yeah, and tell me that you don't dip the biscuits in the gravy. How about an extra crispy, chicken skin sandwich on a biscuit with mashies and gravy? Yeah baby! :dr:=:


No plastic cow for me, soda or bug juice.

No, not really a big fan of Khemical Fried Chicken and I'd rather eat a pile of their napkins than their gravy. Actually, I think they might in fact be the same product, just pureed with some salt.



Bug juice was the bomb, especially when they got the ratios wrong. TWANG!

Subvet642 05-11-2011 11:11 AM

Re: I'm Looking For A Good Southern Biscuits & Gravy Recipe
 
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Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1259361)
I http://www.dyframix.com/images/graph...iley_heart.gif sporks. Greatest invention ever. Ranks right up there with penicillin, atomic power, the iPhone and the wacky-wall-walker.



No, not really a big fan of Khemical Fried Chicken and I'd rather eat a pile of their napkins than their gravy. Actually, I think they might in fact be the same product, just pureed with some salt.



Bug juice was the bomb, especially when they got the ratios wrong. TWANG!



Mmmm, pureed napkins...


http://blog.usaseopros.com/wp-conten...n-drooling.jpg


Bug juice. Our nukes used to use it to clean the Engine Room bilges. It makes your poop green.

pektel 05-11-2011 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 1259368)
It makes your poop green

So does too many green olives. But now we've gone way off topic.

Subvet642 05-11-2011 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1259371)
So does too many green olives. But now we've gone way off topic.

That's a lot of damned Martinis!

pektel 05-11-2011 11:21 AM

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You ain't kiddin... :chr

T.G 05-11-2011 11:38 AM

Re: I'm Looking For A Good Southern Biscuits & Gravy Recipe
 
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Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 1259368)
Bug juice. Our nukes used to use it to clean the Engine Room bilges.

Hell, we used to use cadets for that.

Subvet642 05-11-2011 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1259389)
Hell, we used to use cadets for that.

Damn, we never had Middies. The Torpedo Room bilge was my job, a lot of stuff was my job.

T.G 05-11-2011 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 1259392)
Damn, we never had Middies. The Torpedo Room bilge was my job, a lot of stuff was my job.

It's not just a job, it's an adventure.


Remind me to someday find the guy who came up with that slogan and strap him down to the prop shaft for maneuvers.

Subvet642 05-11-2011 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1259409)
It's not just a job, it's $415.00 a month.


Remind me to someday find the guy who came up with that slogan and strap him down to the prop shaft for maneuvers.

Fixed it for ya.

I'll help with the other thing. :tu

Volusianator 05-11-2011 12:20 PM

Re: I'm Looking For A Good Southern Biscuits & Gravy Recipe
 
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Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 1259340)
Yeah, and tell me that you don't dip the biscuits in the gravy.

Hell yeah, I usually order a small side gravy just to dip my chicken and biscuits in!

Volusianator 05-11-2011 12:26 PM

Re: I'm Looking For A Good Southern Biscuits & Gravy Recipe
 
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Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 1259306)
Maybe I'm lazy, (OK, I'm definitely lazy) but I love KFC's biscuits and I love their gravy. I know it's not the same thing, but this thread got me thinkin' about it. Damn, too bad they don't deliver...

:banger:banger:banger

T.G 05-11-2011 12:31 PM

Re: I'm Looking For A Good Southern Biscuits & Gravy Recipe
 
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Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 1259413)
Fixed it for ya.

I'll help with the other thing. :tu

:r:r:r

Subvet642 05-11-2011 12:33 PM

Re: I'm Looking For A Good Southern Biscuits & Gravy Recipe
 
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Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1259434)
:r:r:r



See? Wade digs KFC too, I knew I wasn't the only one! Ha! :r

Subvet642 05-11-2011 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Volusianator (Post 1259422)
Hell yeah, I usually order a small side gravy just to dip my chicken and biscuits in!

Me too! Hell, I even use the gravy for Thanksgiving. My mother-in-law thinks I'm a genius (I, of course, know better).

T.G 05-11-2011 12:48 PM

Re: I'm Looking For A Good Southern Biscuits & Gravy Recipe
 
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Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 1259438)
See? Wade digs KFC too, I knew I wasn't the only one! Ha! :r

Yeah, but he's from Wisconsin. :r;s

Volusianator 05-11-2011 12:50 PM

Re: I'm Looking For A Good Southern Biscuits & Gravy Recipe
 
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Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1259448)
Yeah, but he's from Wisconsin. :r;s

Easy now, we are the home of Super Bowl XLV Champion Green Bay Packers! :banger :=:


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