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LT_Blueshine 08-08-2012 12:01 AM

In my country...
 
I just have to share this ridiculous story...

I am currently deployed to Kandahar Airfield (KAF), Afghanistan, and I am a female officer that enjoys a good cigar *le gasp*. Well KAF has many NATO forces here so I work frequently with people from other countries. Last Sunday when it was slow I stepped out to the smoke shack to enjoy an ACID Blondie Belicoso. A NATO Soldier (I won't disclose his country) comes in to smoke a cigarette when I am about a quarter of the way through my cigar. He looks at me with pure shock on his face and just stares at me for a bit until he finally gets up the nerve to ask [in broken English] if all women in my country smoke this. I say "well some of them do". And, I sh*t you not, he says to me "women do not smoke that in my country, no man want to marry women who smoke [some word he said that I think meant cigar]" and he gets up and leaves in a huff.

I have since called up my Father and said he will have no luck in marrying me off to any Eastern European country now.

Weelok 08-08-2012 01:28 AM

Re: In my country...
 
Haha good stuff

The European gentlemen had a point though. If she had been smoking an Illusione, Viaje, Tatuaje, or Don Pepin cigar that would be marriage material. Smoking an Acid? Bleh :)

Just kidding, well, kind of. . .

Savor the Stick 08-08-2012 02:00 AM

Re: In my country...
 
Great Story! I hope you stick around the nuthouse and post an intro in the new inmate processing area. Always great to have another soldier in the place.

Never mind. I just saw you had posted a thread. Welcome to the Asylum! Glad to have you!

LT_Blueshine 08-08-2012 06:11 AM

Re: In my country...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Weelok (Post 1695960)
Haha good stuff

Smoking an Acid? Bleh :)

Just kidding, well, kind of. . .

Ha! I know, this was before I found out I can get CCs here.

kaisersozei 08-08-2012 07:46 AM

Re: In my country...
 
He was probably also offended that you shower, shave your legs and don't have a mustache.

Just for kicks, you should give him this website--that will really get him steamed!

68TriShield 08-08-2012 08:34 AM

Re: In my country...
 
That's hilarious LT :r

BHalbrooks 09-21-2012 05:12 PM

Re: In my country...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LT_Blueshine (Post 1695955)
I just have to share this ridiculous story...

I am currently deployed to Kandahar Airfield (KAF), Afghanistan, and I am a female officer that enjoys a good cigar *le gasp*. Well KAF has many NATO forces here so I work frequently with people from other countries. Last Sunday when it was slow I stepped out to the smoke shack to enjoy an ACID Blondie Belicoso. A NATO Soldier (I won't disclose his country) comes in to smoke a cigarette when I am about a quarter of the way through my cigar. He looks at me with pure shock on his face and just stares at me for a bit until he finally gets up the nerve to ask [in broken English] if all women in my country smoke this. I say "well some of them do". And, I sh*t you not, he says to me "women do not smoke that in my country, no man want to marry women who smoke [some word he said that I think meant cigar]" and he gets up and leaves in a huff.

I have since called up my Father and said he will have no luck in marrying me off to any Eastern European country now.

I have a buddy in KAF, from Tacoma. Spc. Iler. Recognize the name?

icehog3 09-21-2012 05:36 PM

Re: In my country...
 
Looks like Borat is out as a hubbt, LT. :)

N2 GOLD 09-21-2012 05:42 PM

Re: In my country...
 
It must SUCK to live in his country... :ss

PCR 09-21-2012 05:44 PM

Re: In my country...
 
Some people still live in the 12th Century. Keep smoking cigars Lt.!

jluck 09-21-2012 11:39 PM

Re: In my country...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Weelok (Post 1695960)
Haha good stuff

The European gentlemen had a point though. If she had been smoking an Illusione, Viaje, Tatuaje, or Don Pepin cigar that would be marriage material. Smoking an Acid? Bleh :)

Just kidding, well, kind of. . .


That's funny....,Those are the three that would deter me. :2


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