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drhalle 04-25-2009 04:32 AM

Why I Love Cigars
 
Number 10) They are nice to touch, smell, lick and play with.

Number 9) They never ask if you think they are fat.

Number 8) They patiently wait for you to give them some attention and never complain that you don't pay them any attention unless you want to smoke them.

Number 7) They never say, "not tonight, it's the wrong time of the month."

Number 6) They don't make you watch "Ghost Whisperer" and cry at the sappy ending.

Number 5) They always get hot every time you want them to and never say, "don't mess up my new hair do".

Number 4) You can enjoy them when you are alone, or with friends and they never complain on fishing trips.

Number 3) You have to spend money on them to get them, but you always get something back from them you enjoy.

Number 2) They will never say they are leaving you but you are the one who has to get out of the house and give them three/quarters of everything you own.

Number 1) I've never had to send flowers and apologize to my cigars after getting drunk and telling their younger sister she looks like a **** star and I have a camera in my car at their parents Anniversary Party.

I do Love my Cigars :ss Git R Smoked

Jimbo14 04-25-2009 07:26 AM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
Hahaha, I am really hoping number one actully happened.

WildBlueSooner 04-25-2009 09:08 AM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
I actually did smoke a cigar while watching "Ghost Whisperer"...this might make me gay but it was my idea :r

G G 04-25-2009 09:13 AM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
That's funny Halle.

rennD 04-25-2009 09:19 AM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
So ... Did Number 1 really happen? :r

drhalle 04-25-2009 11:35 AM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
I'll never tell and don't bring it up around my wife.:al

SmokinCozy 04-25-2009 11:56 AM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
:r No. 1 :r too damn funny

bobarian 04-25-2009 11:58 AM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
Why is it that the sister is always the smoking hot slut???:r

poriggity 04-25-2009 12:36 PM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
Hahahhaa.. Nice!!

Ragin Cajun 04-25-2009 01:00 PM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 355221)
Why is it that the sister is always the smoking hot slut???:r

'Cause someone has a sick sense of humor

rennD 04-25-2009 03:28 PM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 355221)
why is it that the sister is always the smoking hot slut???:r

karma

flat6nut 04-25-2009 03:54 PM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner (Post 355060)
I actually did smoke a cigar while watching "Ghost Whisperer"...this might make me gay but it was my idea :r


I have to admit to watching that show a time or two...wonder why?

papajohn67 04-25-2009 04:05 PM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
I smoke um to "save the children".

karmaz00 04-25-2009 05:56 PM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
good one

Skywalker 04-25-2009 06:01 PM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
WOW!!!:r

Jimbo14 04-25-2009 06:43 PM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by drhalle (Post 355192)
I'll never tell and don't bring it up around my wife.:al

Haha classic. Somebody buy that man a beer.

cigarwife 04-25-2009 10:53 PM

Re: Why I Love Cigars
 
Why I love that my husband smokes cigars:


Number 5) When it's that time of the month I can say, "leave me alone! Go smoke a cigar or something!"

Number 4) I get a lot of Saturdays free (HERF days) to do my own things...like go shopping. :)

Number 3) When he spends money on cigars I get to spend money too.

I've never had to send flowers and apologize to my cigars after getting drunk and telling their younger sister she looks like a **** star and I have a camera in my car at their parents Anniversary Party.

Number 2) If he ever said that to my sister I could get rid of him and sell all of his cigars.

Number 1) I have made a lot of new friends on this board.

I had to put a nice one in there somewhere. I love my BABOTL's!! :)


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