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retired 04-30-2021 08:11 AM

Names
 
There was a burglar who broke into a home and started to gather the items he wanted to take.

All of a sudden he heard, "Jesus is watching you!"

He didn't see anything in the dark house, so he went on with what he was doing.

He heard, "Jesus is watching you!" again and then he really wondered who was saying that. He turned on the flashlight, scanned the room, and finally saw a parrot. "Did you say that?" asked the burglar.

"Yes," replied the parrot.

"By the way, what's your name?" the burglar inquired."Moses," answered the parrot. "That's a strange name for a parrot. Who named you that?"

"The same people who named their Rottweiler Jesus!"

Brlesq 04-30-2021 09:48 AM

Re: Names
 
:r :r :r

Havanaaddict 04-30-2021 11:09 AM

Re: Names
 
:r

CigarNut 04-30-2021 07:06 PM

Re: Names
 
:r :r


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