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Crossing the road

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him.

So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him.

By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road.

The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt right next him.

The driver rolls down the window.

The driver is a squirrel.

The squirrel looks the man in the eye and says, "See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?"

Re: Crossing the road

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 2219753)

That’s nuts.

Deez nuts?

Re: Crossing the road

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2219769)

Deez nuts?

not scratching.

Re: Crossing the road

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 2219771)

not scratching.

the butt?

Re: Crossing the road

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2219773)

the butt?

No butts about it

Re: Crossing the road

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 2219776)

No butts about it

Something smells funny