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Steve 10-31-2019 10:17 AM

In honor of all the retirees out there...
 
This reminded me of my dad...brought a smile to my heart


Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

CigarNut 10-31-2019 11:24 AM

Re: In honor of all the retirees out there...
 
:tu :tu

Ashcan Bill 10-31-2019 12:27 PM

Re: In honor of all the retirees out there...
 
Worst thing about being retired?

We don't get paid holidays off anymore. :na

The Poet 10-31-2019 03:00 PM

Re: In honor of all the retirees out there...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 2186465)
Worst thing about being retired?

We don't get paid holidays off anymore. :na

Yeah, but I don't have to worry about getting fired. :noon

icehog3 10-31-2019 05:16 PM

Re: In honor of all the retirees out there...
 
No more sexual harassment complaints! :D

Ok, ok....not from coworkers. ;)


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