A short love story
 

A man and a woman who had never meet before. They were both married to other people and found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00AM the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying “ma’am I’m sorry to bother you but would you reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I am awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea” she replied “just for tonight let’s pretend we are married.”
“Wow! That’s a great idea.” He replied.
“Good” she replied “Get your own damn blanket!”
After a moment of silence…. He farted.
The end

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That was me!

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:lr:lr

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Lmao

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Absolutely.

Of course, in our house that would have been reversed....

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I'd have told her to get her own blanket,...

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... and she would have farted. :hy

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Awesome!

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:lr :lr