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loki 09-08-2010 08:20 PM

whats to your left...
 
say you had to defend yourself from zombies using only whats to your left right now...
25lb maine coon/tabby mix
17lb egyption mau/Siberian mix
comcast dvr remote
ps3 controller
netflix dvd
car insurance papers
dvd-rs

yeah i'm pretty much hosed

yourchoice 09-08-2010 08:22 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
My left? My toolbox is to my left...a saw, a screwdrivers, hedge clippers. I may be okay. Now to my right? My gun cabinet!:gn

Chingas 09-08-2010 08:24 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
Love the thread!

Pocket knife 1
pocket knife 2
Blade from older pocket knife
Lit Boli PC, tho i wouldn't use this, i could burn the zombies eyeballs out and then continue the smoke!
3 puppies at disposal...
iphone 4
standing ashtray
the laptop i'm using now
Lamp Berger with oil - good for smashing skulls
couple lighters, couple cutters
acoustic guitar
side speaker with glass stand - that'll hurt
the list goes on but the zombies don't - those dead bastards are, well, DEAD!

Goldie 09-08-2010 08:24 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
An Xbox controller, surrouns sound remote, tv remote, cell phone, a leather chair, a basket of clean clothes, and a couch cushion.

I think I am dead also, unless the zombie's weak point happens to be downy fabric softener or pillows.

cricky101 09-08-2010 08:25 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her...

TheRuckus13 09-08-2010 08:25 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
Id take five steps in the opposite direction instead and grab my Mossberg and 92FS.

GolfNut 09-08-2010 08:25 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
Solid red oak bo staff. We'd be fine. :tu

Chingas 09-08-2010 08:27 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cricky101 (Post 982201)
My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her...

DAMN!:banger

Starscream 09-08-2010 08:33 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
I look to my left and all I see is a wall. I guess it will keep the zombies at bay.

688sonarmen 09-08-2010 08:36 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cricky101 (Post 982201)
My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her...

:r

NCRadioMan 09-08-2010 08:41 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
Glad I came upon this thread right now because immediately to my left is:

Cell Phone
scissors
2 heavy pens
Gil Hibben fantasy knife with a nice large blade
3in Case pocket knife
Highlander Dirk by Marto (10 inch blade weighs about 6 pounds)
and best of all, my old Stevens .410 shotty with a full box of shells

I'm slow but I could last a little while anyway. :D

cort 09-08-2010 08:41 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
Clowns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g

TheTraveler 09-08-2010 08:42 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
My manly fedora and my DD214.

I'll be fine. ;)

XTRazzer 09-08-2010 08:49 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
A window....well, after I crawl over part of a computer desk with a printer....

dwoodward 09-08-2010 08:59 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
5 empty beer bottles, 4 cans of Dust-Off, a Rubiks Cube, and some ****o's for distraction.

neoflex 09-08-2010 09:01 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
I am sort of ok and also sort of screwed. To my left is one of my two dogs. Unfortunately, it is my dog who is a big p*ssy so she would most likely piss on the floor and than run and hide rather than defend me. Also to my left is my 1911 which will be good for defense until I run out of bullets which sadly the other mag is in the glove box of my truck and the other 200 rounds are upstairs and not to my left so I will give one or two a good fight and than I am Zombie food.:dr

dwoodward 09-08-2010 09:09 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
I feel bad for the poor guy who has a wall to his left... and zombie death coming to the right. :bh

awsmith4 09-08-2010 09:11 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
I'm on the deck but immediately to my left is my lighter, cutter, small box fan, propane tank/outdoor heater, and a plastic sandbox shovel. I think I'd better call MacGyver and see what I can make.

MajorCaptSilly 09-08-2010 09:25 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
Diet Dr Pepper (in a bottle)
Wallet
Ball point pen
Envelope with notes from work scribbled on it
2 Cell phones
Refrigerator
Refrigerator magnets
Car keys
2 loaves of bread
Portable hard drive
The legs of a dancer (yes, just the legs)

MCS

Chainsaw13 09-08-2010 09:25 PM

Re: whats to your left...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by yourchoice (Post 982196)
My left? My toolbox is to my left...a saw, a screwdrivers, hedge clippers. I may be okay. Now to my right? My gun cabinet!:gn

Just turn around. Problem solved. :D

Me:
Multimeter
Guitar Capo
TPMS sensor
Korean cookbook
Window film
Roomba vaccum remote
Gift Card for a really nice Italian restaurant
Empty Sancho Panza box
Empty humidor

Oh crap, I'm screwed. I guess I could always buy them a nice dinner.


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