Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum

Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/index.php)
-   Jokes (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=59)
-   -   Your earworm is ... (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=66245)

icehog3 04-11-2021 02:05 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2216570)
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypote-pote-nuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64

I'm 'enery the Eighth I am
'enery the Eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'enery ('enery)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam!)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm 'enery
'enery the Eighth I am

Second verse same as the first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6EJxYNQxvw

markem 06-27-2021 09:48 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Oh, Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee

stupid crossword puzzle clues

markem 08-31-2021 01:40 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Is there anybody out there?

icehog3 09-01-2021 11:09 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I'm a little divided.... do I stay, or run away and leave it all behind. Uh huh.

icehog3 09-03-2021 09:00 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
It was the 3rd of September......

shark 09-14-2021 03:28 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Oh
We're headin' for Venus (Venus)
And still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all, yeah
With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure that we all miss her so

shark 09-14-2021 03:30 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2222669)
Is there anybody out there?




Look Mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky!

icehog3 09-14-2021 07:03 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Thought you'd never miss me 'til I got a fat city address
Non-stop talker, what a rocker
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress

shark 09-20-2021 03:03 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Welcome back
Your dreams were your ticket out
Welcome back
To that same old place that you laughed about
Well, the names have all changed
Since you hung around
But those dreams have remained
And they've turned around
Who'd have thought they'd lead you
(Who'd have thought they'd lead you)
Back here where we need you?
(Back here where we need you?)
Yeah, we tease him a lot
'Cause we got him on the spot
Welcome back
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
Welcome back, welcome back

icehog3 09-20-2021 06:22 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
A simple man and his blushing bride
Intravenous, intertwined
Hearts gone cold your hands were tied
Why'd you have to go and let it die?

shark 10-03-2021 09:50 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Everybody knows
A little place like Kokomo
Now if you wanna go
To get away from it all
Go down to Kokomo

markem 12-07-2021 09:26 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Havanaaddict 12-07-2021 12:43 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars...?

markem 12-24-2021 09:29 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go, there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double

markem 01-01-2022 08:21 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Second verse, same as the first
should have got better
'stead it got worse

icehog3 01-01-2022 09:18 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
You make me dizzy running circles in my head
One of these days I'll chase you down

Well look who's going crazy now
We're face to face my friend
Better get out, better get out

bruceolee 01-01-2022 09:37 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I get many little earworms but the insanity driving one i can NEVER forget is


Sugar....do do do do do doo, ahh honey honey......


:fl

markem 03-09-2022 05:48 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine

icehog3 03-10-2022 08:53 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2231349)
Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine

Jesus, Mr. Mark, you're quite the Superstar today. :banger

icehog3 03-10-2022 08:54 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I hear her voice, in the mornin' hour she calls me
Radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday

markem 03-30-2022 08:55 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end

icehog3 03-30-2022 11:09 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God

markem 09-26-2022 11:20 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Everybody was kung fu fighting
Fast as lightning

icehog3 09-26-2022 12:18 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Words you say
Never seem to live up to the ones inside your head
The lives we make
Never seem to ever get us anywhere but dead

markem 10-14-2022 10:48 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
East bound and down
Loaded up and truckin'


yes, that played on the radio yesterday and can't get it out of my head. Just shoot me.

Brian D. 10-14-2022 11:32 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Made the mistake of searching for the theme music from the old TV show "Highway Patrol" with Broderick Crawford a couple hours ago.

icehog3 07-26-2023 09:24 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Now I ain't what you'd call a city slicker
Or claim to fame to be a slitty licker

tsolomon 07-26-2023 10:58 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
This has been stuck in my head today after hearing it on Bluesville yesterday.

Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker
You gotta shake your moneymaker, yeah
Shake your moneymaker

Brian D. 07-26-2023 12:23 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
"If you or a loved one were stationed at Camp LeJeune between 1953 and 1987, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Not making light of the subject. It's just part of watching channels that run westerns and other old reruns. Over and over.

Axeman 07-26-2023 01:09 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Ju------ust sit right back and you'll hear a tale...

icehog3 07-26-2023 02:16 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Axeman (Post 2247928)
Ju------ust sit right back and you'll hear a tale...

Thanks Little Buddy! :noon

icehog3 07-26-2023 02:17 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Take me back to a south Tallahassee
Down cross the bridge to my sweet sassafrassy

icehog3 10-05-2023 08:53 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a Valentine
Birthday greetings, bottle of wine?

markem 10-05-2023 09:26 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I hate you, Admiral

shark 10-05-2023 09:53 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it
With each glance and every little movement you show it

Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have the town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all!

:sl

RevSmoke 10-05-2023 04:19 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I want a hippopotamos for Christmas...

icehog3 10-06-2023 08:01 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2249699)
I hate you, Admiral

https://i.imgur.com/80ZeBFq.png

'cause I'm so good looking? -(P

markem 10-13-2023 10:44 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Delta Dawn, what’s that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by-i-i

And did I hear you say, that he was meeting you where today
To take you to his …

icehog3 10-14-2023 09:08 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Ah, Helen.

PeteSB75 10-15-2023 08:42 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Take me down to the paradise city
where the grass is green
and the girl are pretty

Chainsaw13 10-15-2023 09:11 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PeteSB75 (Post 2250096)
Take me down to the paradise city
where the grass is green
and the girl are pretty

God I hate that song. Thanks for the ear worm. Here’s one for you.

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand

shark 10-15-2023 10:58 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know, the last one to show
I was the last one you thought you'd see there…

icehog3 10-16-2023 08:16 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shark (Post 2250098)
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know, the last one to show
I was the last one you thought you'd see there…

https://i.imgur.com/zAcaBoY.png

markem 12-18-2023 11:44 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
https://i.imgur.com/wESHkzf.jpg

shark 01-05-2024 02:23 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
https://youtu.be/GchgAvD1fxA?si=TKc7A87REDSHBJsS

icehog3 01-05-2024 02:29 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shark (Post 2252262)

https://i.imgur.com/K3UmQeg.gif

markem 02-19-2024 04:36 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Don/‘t tell me, I ain’t got nothing to de.

icehog3 02-20-2024 07:39 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Yeah, you got satin shoes
Yeah, you got plastic boots
Y'all got cocaine eyes
Yeah, you got speed freak jive, now

Havanaaddict 02-20-2024 11:45 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

icehog3 02-20-2024 01:17 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Havanaaddict (Post 2253473)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo3rZjJB1hY


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:25 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.