Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum - 18 year old scotch

A well refined businessman enters a bar and orders 18 year old scotch. Bartender sets down the drink and the businessman takes a sip. "This is NOT 18 year old scotch! I want 18 year old scotch." The bartender sighs, removes the glass, pours another out of a different bottle and sets it down. The businessman takes a sip and gets even more exasperated. "This is 12 year old scotch! I asked for 18 year old scotch!" About that time, a redneck in overalls walks up, sets a glass down in front of him and says, "Try THIS!" The businessman takes a sip and spits it out. "That tastes like piss!"
The redneck looks at him and asks, "Okay, how old am I?"