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Tripp 04-21-2010 11:04 PM

How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
If the zombie apocalypse happened today, how long until you run out of cigars?

For me, if the humi came with me, and I couldn't restock, I'd probably last around 4 months at 3-5 smokes a day.

What about you?

loki 04-21-2010 11:05 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
not long enough....need to stock up on ammo and cigars

sodomanaz 04-21-2010 11:07 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?

theonlybear4CORT 04-21-2010 11:10 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
I would leave my cigars where they are in a zombie apocalypse,no time to smoke a cigar when you have to cover your own @$$!

Tripp 04-21-2010 11:12 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sonic_mike (Post 835281)
I would leave my cigars where they are in a zombie apocalypse,no time to smoke a cigar when you have to cover your own @$$!

No reason to cover your @$$ if you don't have cigars!

loki 04-21-2010 11:14 PM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sonic_mike (Post 835281)
I would leave my cigars where they are in a zombie apocalypse,no time to smoke a cigar when you have to cover your own @$$!

thats why you bug in

tmoney2007 04-22-2010 12:07 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
We've already had this discussion at my local B&M. We are going to hole up in the shop. We will smoke till we die.

If I couldn't make it, I'd be fine for a while. The best ones would go first though.

MTBAlex 04-22-2010 12:14 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
It would take me a very long time forme cause my xikar lighter would run out of butane in 5 min. And I would be sad cause I don't have another light.

Are these the brain eating zombies? Or are they more like beetlejuice? Cause beetlejuice would likely enjoy a cigar and we can just smoke peacefully together.

spectrrr 04-22-2010 12:19 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripp (Post 835282)
No reason to cover your @$$ if you don't have cigars!

:r:r:r:r

spectrrr 04-22-2010 12:21 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tmoney2007 (Post 835310)
We've already had this discussion at my local B&M. We are going to hole up in the shop. We will smoke till we die...


Sounds like you would have a good reason to live :tu

Ashcan Bill 04-22-2010 12:47 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Considering how much ammo I've got, I'd probably run out of zombies before I ran out of cigars. :r

CasaDooley 04-22-2010 01:03 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Years.
Wait a minute, did you say zombie or zamboni? And why would I be afraid of a brain eating zamboni.:r

icehog3 04-22-2010 01:09 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Stupid sexy zombies. :mad:

wolfandwhisky 04-22-2010 01:21 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
what if the zombies liked cigars, and you could toss cigars at them to slow them down if they are chasing you? like throwing raw meat to a angry junkyard dog?

how many bundles could you go through before you'd have to start throwing your more prized sticks?

stearns 04-22-2010 01:51 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MTBAlex (Post 835315)
Cause beetlejuice would likely enjoy a cigar and we can just smoke peacefully together.

:tu for beetlejuice

stearns

Bax 04-22-2010 02:04 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Wait, arent Nub's rolled on the thighs of virgin Zombies?

jaydub13 04-22-2010 02:15 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Excellent question.... In a zombie apocalypse, I could smoke wherever I damn well pleased, so I would be good for a lot less time than I would like, say, about a month at 2-4 a day. Therefore: on my way to a safe location, I would raid the local B&M. Sure it's risky, but what's the point of surviving in a world without anti-smoking laws if you can't enjoy it? My route would look something like: sporting goods store(load up on ammo), B&M(load up on the real essentials), and then head to the Costco(plenty of food and water, tall concrete walls, and locking steel doors). Then camp out, light up a stogie, and pick off zombies from the roof when I got bored.

spectrrr 04-22-2010 02:15 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bax (Post 835360)
Wait, arent Nub's rolled on the thighs of virgin Zombies?

:=: :=:

spectrrr 04-22-2010 02:17 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 835341)
Considering how much ammo I've got, I'd probably run out of zombies before I ran out of cigars. :r

:tpd:

I think I would run out of cigars well before I ran out of ammo.... although there would probably still be plenty of zombies :(

c'mon, don't you fools read? Gotta stock up on the swords too! ..... although..... It would be A LOT harder to smoke a cigar while wielding a sword.... kinda spoils the fun :(

Don Fernando 04-22-2010 03:15 AM

Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripp (Post 835275)
If the zombie apocalypse happened today

I don't know what drugs you are on, but you might want to stop ;)


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