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Steve 07-09-2020 06:54 AM

The Clunck
 
An auto mechanic received a repair order: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners."

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn and heard a 'clunk.' He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.' Back at the shop he soon discovered the problem.

He returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation: "Removed bowling ball from trunk."

icehog3 07-09-2020 08:40 AM

Re: The Clunck
 
:D :lr

Old Sailor 07-09-2020 09:40 AM

Re: The Clunck
 
:r:r:r:r

M1903A1 07-21-2020 11:08 AM

Re: The Clunck
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve (Post 2202018)
An auto mechanic received a repair order: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners."

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn and heard a 'clunk.' He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.' Back at the shop he soon discovered the problem.

He returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation: "Removed bowling ball from trunk."

There's a whole list of these from the aviation world...this is a new one on me though! :r

kydsid 07-21-2020 02:02 PM

Re: The Clunck
 
I want by bowling ball back you damned thief!

CigarNut 07-21-2020 04:00 PM

Re: The Clunck
 
:r :r

The Poet 07-21-2020 08:47 PM

Re: The Clunck
 
No charge for parts, but service fee of $1500.


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