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loki 05-06-2010 09:58 PM

post your favorite pick up lines
 
you: see the weather report last night?
her: uhh no
you: me neither, but you can still expect 7 inches tonight

icehog3 05-06-2010 10:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by loki (Post 851436)
you: see the weather report last night?
her: uhh no
you: me neither, but you can still expect 7 inches tonight

How's that workin' for ya?

loki 05-06-2010 10:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 851442)
How's that workin' for ya?

i'm engaged so i haven't been getting any for awhile. but i've been randomly texting friends of mine with it, some laugh some like it...it comes and goes

icehog3 05-06-2010 10:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by loki (Post 851445)
...it comes and goes

That's what she said. ;)

loki 05-06-2010 10:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 851449)
That's what she said. ;)

don't i wish

Dooge 05-07-2010 12:16 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 851449)
That's what she said. ;)

I see what you did there

Yota1 05-07-2010 05:24 AM

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nice shoes................. wanna #@!%

TheTraveler 05-07-2010 05:50 AM

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Edited by me. :)

lightning9191 05-07-2010 06:25 AM

Re: post your favorite pick up lines
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by loki (Post 851436)
you: see the weather report last night?
her: uhh no
you: me neither, but you can still expect 7 inches tonight

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 851442)
How's that workin' for ya?

Not as forecasted :r

nomadicwookie 05-07-2010 07:21 AM

Re: post your favorite pick up lines
 
Hey, wanna come back to my place order a pizza and get it on?... What you don't like pizza?

DonnieW 05-07-2010 07:30 AM

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Do you have any raisins?
No?
How 'bout a date?

jmsremax 05-07-2010 07:38 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DonnieW (Post 851684)
Do you have any raisins?
No?
How 'bout a date?

:r

md4958 05-07-2010 07:47 AM

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Do you have any Italian in you?
Would you like one? :D

Mugen910 05-07-2010 07:56 AM

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I'm with Moe....

For some reason that always works with the ladies!

jmsremax 05-07-2010 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 851711)
I'm with Moe....

For some reason that always works with the ladies!

Bao, I bet you do use that line and I bet there are a few women out there that believed you.

:=:

loki 05-07-2010 10:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DonnieW (Post 851684)
Do you have any raisins?
No?
How 'bout a date?

like that one

loki 05-07-2010 10:18 AM

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you goin to the bbq?
what bbq?
the one where I throw my meat on your grill

Da Klugs 05-07-2010 10:37 AM

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My Moms got a dress just like that! :)

ucubed 05-07-2010 10:38 AM

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heard this from a comedian...

Did you know that the human body is more than 70% water?
Lucky I'm thirsty

jmsremax 05-07-2010 10:58 AM

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You: Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Her: No, why?
You: 'Cause I can see me in your pants.


If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


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