Man lives dangerously...
 

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Joe interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."

Re: Man lives dangerously...
 

:D

Re: Man lives dangerously...
 

Good one Steve!:tu

Re: Man lives dangerously...
 

Do I look fat in this thread?

Re: Man lives dangerously...
 

and that's how the fight started.