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Tio Gato 06-28-2017 09:52 AM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
Bzzzz! Dang :sl. Adolf"s meat tenderizer works well on stings.:2

markem 06-28-2017 10:20 AM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
Good judgement comes from experience and most experience comes from bad judgement. We'll turn you into a consultant yet!

IBQTEE1 06-28-2017 10:45 AM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
Holy sh!t Vin. Glad you are not allergic to bee stings.

markem 06-28-2017 11:49 AM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
Vin - here is a new business opportunity.

Bee, wasp venom shortage could be dangerous for those with allergies

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/27/health...rtage-partner/

Time to purchase a bee milking stool.

AdamJoshua 06-28-2017 11:55 AM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
https://ww2.kqed.org/news/2017/06/27...at-hive-heist/

Or you could rent your bees out in CA, of course you need tons of little bee-gps rigs.

jonumberone 06-28-2017 03:37 PM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
I love the smell of alarm pheromones in the morning. -(P

massphatness 06-29-2017 07:12 AM

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https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4104/3...7b21ce79_z.jpg

And that's what three in the arm looks like. Doesn't hurt, but man does it itch.

Black Coral 06-29-2017 07:18 AM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
Vin that looks fun! so what's the count because we know the bees are winning

BigAsh 06-29-2017 07:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 2127392)
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4104/3...7b21ce79_z.jpg

And that's what three in the arm looks like. Doesn't hurt, but man does it itch.

I got nothing..I mean, I should have a witty comment with that pic...but..I got nothing...:confused:

icehog3 06-29-2017 10:00 AM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
3 in the arm beats 1 in the rectum. Glad you (and they) are pretty ok. :)

sigsauer 06-29-2017 10:26 AM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
can you send some pics of the starter hive?

AdamJoshua 06-29-2017 10:58 AM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 2127392)
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4104/3...7b21ce79_z.jpg

And that's what three in the arm looks like. Doesn't hurt, but man does it itch.

I was going to suggest rubbing alcohol, but clearly you're fvcked.

massphatness 06-29-2017 11:02 AM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2127426)
I was going to suggest rubbing alcohol, but clearly you're fvcked.

Took some Benadryl and have been applying cortisone. It's a lot better.

Still itchy.

markem 06-29-2017 01:27 PM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 2127427)
Took some Benadryl and have been applying cortisone. It's a lot better.

Still itchy.

I know that apple cider vinegar works on mosquito bites. It might work on bee stings as well.

AdamJoshua 06-29-2017 01:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2127432)
I know that apple cider vinegar works on mosquito bites. It might work on bee stings as well.

This is why i recommended rubbing alcohol, it's great for mosquito bites, takes the itch out that comes from the anticoagulant the little bastards inject in you, might work for bees as well, personally i'd stop being a stud and wear an actual bee protective suit.

Steve 06-29-2017 01:55 PM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
One of the best things I have in my backpacking 1st aid kit.

Sting-Eze

Of course there's also the old school method...tobacco. Several years ago Boo stepped on a honeybee in the yard while barefoot. I got a phone call at work from my wife telling me how well the Tobacco from one of my cigars worked. When I asked her which humidor she got the cigar from, I already had a feeling. Apparently Monte #4's are awesome at drawing out the "poison" from stings.

Tio Gato 06-29-2017 05:26 PM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
Steve- It must have been a Cuban bee.;)

Vin- Ouch, good thing you had pants on!:noon

G G 06-29-2017 06:48 PM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 2127392)
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4104/3...7b21ce79_z.jpg

And that's what three in the arm looks like. Doesn't hurt, but man does it itch.

Bee-yootiful!!!!!

Don Fernando 06-30-2017 01:58 AM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2127426)
I was going to suggest rubbing alcohol, but clearly you're fvcked.

Vin thinks rubbing alcohol is a waste of alcohol

jonumberone 06-30-2017 07:40 AM

Re: New Hobby: Bee Keeping
 
Vin, you don't need any of these hillbilly potions, redneck elixirs, or quack remedies.
What you need, if this happens again, is the Mia Wallace!
I'll show Grace how to administer it when I come for Hog Herf.
I'll just need you to head over to the hive and rile it up while in your Jesus sandals.
Also, don't have sweatpants tucked into your socks.
We'll have to wait for the bees to stop stinging you, because, let's face it, you're not outrunning anything at this point in your life.
Once it's safe, I'll have Roger mark the location of your heart with a felt pen.
I'm going with Roger over Keith here, because, as we all know, Roger is the only one with a heart among us.
Then, I just need to stab you hard enough with the needle to get through the breastplate.
Once I administer the shot, you should be good to go right back to entertaining and cooking for us.


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