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Powers 10-09-2010 09:02 AM

Blind Man Walks into an All-Girl Bar
 
A blind man wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a whiskey.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

...In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you
tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind,
that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 195 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'


:r

Coach Deg 10-09-2010 09:27 AM

Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar
 
That's great!!!!!!

muhren 10-09-2010 09:29 AM

Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar
 
:r

Love it.

M

kelmac07 10-09-2010 09:58 AM

Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar
 
:r :r :r :r

G G 10-09-2010 10:07 AM

Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar
 
Classic.:tu

alwayslit 10-09-2010 10:16 AM

Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar
 
funny chit!!

Darrell 10-09-2010 10:18 AM

Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar
 
:r :r :r :r :r

hotreds 10-09-2010 12:49 PM

Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar
 
:tu

Starscream 10-09-2010 12:51 PM

Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar
 
:r

dunng 10-09-2010 08:41 PM

Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar
 
Love that one! :r :r

Ogre 10-10-2010 08:47 AM

Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar
 
Vary true, funny funny funny!!!!

Skywalker 10-10-2010 11:58 PM

Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar
 
That's funny!!!

Of course he's dead, but it's funny!!!
:r:r:r

stewshi 10-11-2010 12:02 AM

Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar
 
Hahahaha that made my night ....

MedicCook 10-11-2010 12:04 AM

Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar
 
:r :r :r :r :r

thebayratt 10-11-2010 04:40 PM

Re: Blind Man Walks into an All-Girl Bar
 
wait.......... i don't get it.


just kiddin. I'm blonde......... just not a 6' 195# blackbelt woman.

hotreds 10-11-2010 04:41 PM

Re: Blind Man Walks into an All-Girl Bar
 
Wait- what kinda bar was that?

Powers 10-11-2010 06:31 PM

Re: Blind Man Walks into an All-Girl Bar
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 1018901)
Wait- what kinda bar was that?


:r

Same point

BTcigars 10-12-2010 03:05 PM

Re: Blind Man Walks into an All-Girl Bar
 
lol great joke :D

icehog3 10-12-2010 03:22 PM

Re: Blind Man Walks into an All-Girl Bar
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 1018901)
Wait- what kinda bar was that?

A "no infraction, just a kindly Mod edit" All-Girl Bar. ;)

bvilchez 10-12-2010 04:34 PM

Re: Blind Man Walks into an All-Girl Bar
 
That was funny....damn tears rolling down my eyes.


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