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Ogre 03-01-2012 08:15 PM

Almost........
 
First Time Sex


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.


Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he s he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.


10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious..'
The boy turns, and whispers back,

'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

cort 03-01-2012 08:18 PM

Re: Almost........
 
:r:r:r:r:r

jsnake 03-01-2012 08:18 PM

Re: Almost........
 
LMAO that is funny:noon

WyGuy 03-01-2012 08:44 PM

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:r:r:r:r:r

kelmac07 03-01-2012 08:46 PM

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:r :r :r :r :r

Steve 03-06-2012 01:57 PM

Re: Almost........
 
Always a good 'un! :tu:tu

tengel78 03-06-2012 04:07 PM

Re: Almost........
 
hahahahahahahaha!!

Emjaysmash 03-06-2012 04:47 PM

Re: Almost........
 
Hahahah

Skywalker 03-07-2012 11:08 AM

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:r:r:r

irratebass 03-07-2012 11:18 AM

Re: Almost........
 
Good one :lr

LigaPrivadaT84 03-07-2012 12:48 PM

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:r

Remo 03-07-2012 01:04 PM

Re: Almost........
 
Too funny!! :lr

RUNYYFan 06-19-2014 12:06 PM

Re: Almost........
 
Another one that deserves a bump back up the top.

:r :r :r :r :r

Heavy_d 06-19-2014 01:00 PM

Re: Almost........
 
Still funny every time I hear it. :r:r

czerbe 06-19-2014 01:31 PM

Re: Almost........
 
LOL

STEVE S 06-20-2014 06:47 AM

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:r:r:r:r:r


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