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pnoon

11-09-2017 08:45 AM

The Ex-Wife

After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.”

The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”

The husband says, “I haven’t.”

Chainsaw13

11-09-2017 08:50 AM

Re: The Ex-Wife

:lr

massphatness

11-09-2017 09:13 AM

Re: The Ex-Wife

Nice!

Steve

11-09-2017 09:25 AM

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:lr

yourchoice

11-09-2017 10:40 AM

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I knew that sounded familiar!

:D

CigarNut

11-09-2017 11:06 AM

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:r :r

Steve

11-09-2017 12:07 PM

Re: The Ex-Wife

Quote:

Originally Posted by yourchoice (Post 2136769)

I knew that sounded familiar!

:D

Maybe you two are husbands-in-law like Clapton and Harrison... :noon

icehog3

11-09-2017 12:39 PM

Re: The Ex-Wife

Quote:

Originally Posted by yourchoice (Post 2136769)

I knew that sounded familiar!

:D

I relate to that one better, Joel. :r

croatan

11-09-2017 12:41 PM

Re: The Ex-Wife

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2136782)

I relate to that one better, Joel. :r

:r

Pretty sure I've lived both.

pnoon

11-09-2017 12:41 PM

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big_jaygee

11-13-2017 09:05 AM

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:lr

johnbljr

11-13-2017 10:10 AM

Re: The Ex-Wife

Oh Man....

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