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Steve 07-26-2013 07:12 AM

The Talking Clock...
 
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"Oh, that's the talking clock," the student replied.

"How's it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," said the student, then proceeded to give the gong an ear-shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall: "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It's two-thirty in the morning!"

Coach Deg 07-26-2013 07:14 AM

Re: The Talking Clock...
 
Hahahaha

Bondo 287 07-26-2013 07:27 AM

Re: The Talking Clock...
 
Pretty good LOL

big_jaygee 07-26-2013 07:39 AM

Re: The Talking Clock...
 
:r

CigarNut 07-26-2013 09:52 AM

Re: The Talking Clock...
 
:r :r

Blueface 07-26-2013 10:53 AM

Re: The Talking Clock...
 
:r

kelmac07 07-26-2013 10:55 AM

Re: The Talking Clock...
 
:r :r

Zipponubke 07-26-2013 11:01 AM

Re: The Talking Clock...
 
LOL.

markem 07-26-2013 11:02 AM

Re: The Talking Clock...
 
I had one of those for a few years (really good years!) and was one for several very long months back when I lived in apartments.


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