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markem 10-20-2008 10:02 AM

Ed Zachary Disease
 
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.

You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously , "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt."

CBI_2 10-20-2008 04:09 PM

Re: Ed Zachary Disease
 
:r:r:r:r Great one. :tu

GKitty 10-24-2008 12:59 PM

Re: Ed Zachary Disease
 
Crassic!

TXRebel 10-24-2008 02:04 PM

Re: Ed Zachary Disease
 
:r:r:r:r Good 1. :r:r:r

G G 10-25-2008 12:56 PM

Re: Ed Zachary Disease
 
:r:r:r:r


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