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markem 03-31-2015 10:50 PM

The beautiful game
 
Some amazing goals from the 2014-15 season. One near the end by Renaldo is more amazing every time I see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_dt-CNKHN0

icehog3 03-31-2015 11:17 PM

Re: The beautiful game
 
Renaldo Crosby? :confused: :D

nutcracker 04-01-2015 04:46 AM

Re: The beautiful game
 
Yeah, all that falling down and crying - pathetic.

Wheeler has his teeth knocked out, 27 stitches and a broken jaw, and returns to play.
Now THATS a game!

jonumberone 04-01-2015 06:24 AM

Re: The beautiful game
 
Was this all the scoring for the entire season? :D

Taki 04-01-2015 11:16 AM

Re: The beautiful game
 
Thanks for sharing...love this game!

The Poet 04-01-2015 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Taki (Post 2026593)
Thanks for sharing...love this game!

So do many eighth-grade girls. :D

hotreds 04-01-2015 12:51 PM

Re: The beautiful game
 
You don't realize how big a goal is until you stand in one. I'm surprised that more goals aren't scored!

The Poet 04-01-2015 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 2026609)
You don't realize how big a goal is until you stand in one. I'm surprised that more goals aren't scored!

I'm not. Ninety minutes of keepaway with a mere handful . . . excuse me, footful . . . of shots on goal doesn't lend itself to scoring.

Now cricket . . . . :r

shilala 04-01-2015 04:07 PM

Re: The beautiful game
 
Soccer would be way more fun if they pulled the goalie and nobody was allowed in the paint. There's should be a 3 point line, too.
What'd make it funner yet is if they got those dudes with hats like in rugby. Goal umpires.
What'd make it funner yet would be if they played hockey. That'd be awesome. :tu

coffeemonkey 04-01-2015 06:06 PM

Re: The beautiful game
 
The "season" isn't over yet though... and MLS just started.

Gabe215 04-01-2015 07:31 PM

Re: The beautiful game
 
Neil are you bashing soccer or saying how tough soccer players are? Soccer players play with broken arms and with stitches in their head.

pnoon 04-01-2015 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Gabe215 (Post 2026674)
Neil are you bashing soccer or saying how tough soccer players are? Soccer players play with broken arms and with stitches in their head.

Gabe, except for the truly enlightened, everyone bashes soccer.

Now I will be the first to admit that only Lebron James flops more than the average soccer player. And I think the punishment for flopping should be much more severe. But there is a reason they call it "the beautiful game". Sure scores are lower than the U.S. audience would like but there are a number of valid criticisms of MLB, the NFL, and the NBA that the fans choose to ignore. I am a fan of American football, baseball, and college basketball (the NBA sucks eggs).

Let the haters hate. Soccer is the most popular sport in the world.

The Poet 04-01-2015 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Gabe215 (Post 2026674)
Neil are you bashing soccer or saying how tough soccer players are? Soccer players play with broken arms and with stitches in their head.

Well maybe they wouldn't hurt themselves so badly if they stopped flopping so much. :r

nutcracker 04-01-2015 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gabe215 (Post 2026674)
Neil are you bashing soccer or saying how tough soccer players are? Soccer players play with broken arms and with stitches in their head.

Only slightly Gabe. I played rugger as a kid, and later field hockey when the rugby injuries become too much for my long suffering mother. Oddly enough the only sporting fatality at my high school in a 30 year period was a hockey ball to the head.

We didn't have a lot of time for soccer ("footy"). We thought they were whimps.

There's no doubt a good soccer player is incredibly fit and skillful. Seriously tough games like rugger don't have the divers though. When a rugger player lies on the field it's usually stretcher time!

hotreds 04-01-2015 08:29 PM

Re: The beautiful game
 
Soccer is the 2nd most aerobic sport after motocross!

The Poet 04-01-2015 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 2026683)
Soccer is the 2nd most aerobic sport after motocross!

I dunno. 43-man Squamish is pretty strenuous, especially for the Overblats and Back-Up Finks.

markem 04-01-2015 08:46 PM

Re: The beautiful game
 
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Originally Posted by nutcracker (Post 2026679)
Oddly enough the only sporting fatality at my high school in a 30 year period was a hockey ball to the head.

I'm not sure that I could withstand being held back a grade that long.

icehog3 04-01-2015 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 2026675)
Let the haters hate. Soccer is the most popular sport in the third world.

Fixed it for you. :D

Don't hate me, Peter, pour a vodka martini and take it all in good fun. ;) ;s

hotreds 04-02-2015 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 2026684)
I dunno. 43-man Squamish is pretty strenuous, especially for the Overblats and Back-Up Finks.

goes without saying......

357 04-02-2015 08:24 AM

Re: The beautiful game
 
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Originally Posted by jonumberone (Post 2026514)
Was this all the scoring for the entire season? :D

For every team combined, yes.


I'm with Tom on this one. I'm not a fan but I have tried to watch. I think the biggest problem, besides the wet noodle Hollywood flopping, is the offsides rule.

They need a big line painted on the field like the have in hockey for defining offsides rather than the deepest defensemen. If they changed that one rule to be like hockey, they would have more breakaways and likely a lot more scoring. Plus, the defense couldn't just cheat forward to prevent a breakaway since he would no longer define where the off sides line would be.

Don't get me wrong, scores don't need to be 15-13 for the sport to be entertaining but the endless keep away is BORING. Maybe a shot clock or fewer players on the field would help. Perhaps creating a flopping penalty where the offender sits in a penalty box and his team plays shorthanded would help both issues.


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