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N2 GOLD 07-31-2012 12:04 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 357 (Post 1691554)
Hey, check out the new dress!

http://dailyfailcenter.com/wp-conten...98-500x639.jpg


When you see it...:r

Why would she put Jello on a dirty bathroom counter??? :confused:

Sauer Grapes 07-31-2012 12:11 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BC-Axeman (Post 1691576)
There is a skid mark on the sidewalk by the rear wheel.

Good point. I see that now. Fancy driving there.

Blak Smyth 07-31-2012 12:16 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 357 (Post 1691554)
Hey, check out the new dress!

http://dailyfailcenter.com/wp-conten...98-500x639.jpg


When you see it...:r

Wish we could get a better look at that watch!

emopunker2004 07-31-2012 12:46 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1691599)
Wish we could get a better look at that watch!

:r

Chainsaw13 07-31-2012 12:48 PM

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And she's almost out of toothpaste. :D

357 07-31-2012 12:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1691621)
And she's almost out of toothpaste. :D

Nah, she just squeezed the tube at the wrong place. Conversely look how she's maximizing the dishsoap by storing it upside down in the shower. :D

Blak Smyth 07-31-2012 12:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 357 (Post 1691622)
Nah, she just squeezed the tube at the wrong place. Conversely look how she's maximizing the dishsoap by storing it upside down in the shower. :D

:r

cmitch 07-31-2012 12:58 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 357 (Post 1691554)
Hey, check out the new dress!

http://dailyfailcenter.com/wp-conten...98-500x639.jpg


When you see it...:r

Is that a Cybershot camera she's holding?

Blak Smyth 07-31-2012 01:01 PM

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She really needs to work on parting her hair, that is just sloppy and off putting. Offensive almost.

363 07-31-2012 01:06 PM

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Hey Blak Smyth I think you had your new espresso attachments sent to the wrong place
http://i1048.photobucket.com/albums/...18891846_n.jpg

Blak Smyth 07-31-2012 01:08 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 363 (Post 1691630)
Hey Blak Smyth I think you had your new espresso attachments sent to the wrong place
http://i1048.photobucket.com/albums/...18891846_n.jpg

So wrong!

363 07-31-2012 01:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1691631)
So wrong!

come on Shane 2 girls 1 cup :r

emopunker2004 07-31-2012 01:17 PM

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:pu

NCPACKFAN 07-31-2012 01:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1691519)

My office was wondering why I was laughing my A$$ off... I proceeded to show them this. El Hefe walked by and wondered why the office was laughing their A$$ off... I showed him the picture, and well, you can guess the rest.

NCPACKFAN 07-31-2012 01:43 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 357 (Post 1691554)
Hey, check out the new dress!

http://dailyfailcenter.com/wp-conten...98-500x639.jpg


When you see it...:r

... THen I proceeded to keep scrolling. And the laughter hit a crescendo!

SvilleKid 07-31-2012 02:14 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1691390)
http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-con...ou-634x616.jpg

Apparently I am tempermental, irritable and honest.

Well crap. I can't believe it. WTF.... I'll argue it til I die, (and you can trust that!), But it looks like I'm also temperamental, irritable and honest!!! :D

Dave128 07-31-2012 02:15 PM

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She apparently doesn't need a real man.

SvilleKid 07-31-2012 02:19 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 357 (Post 1691554)
Hey, check out the new dress!

http://dailyfailcenter.com/wp-conten...98-500x639.jpg


When you see it...:r

That's one heck of a thread hanging under her left arm. I bet if she pulls it out, the whole dress will fall right off:r (thread too) I also notice that she has her shower curtain outside of the tub. The floor is going to get all wet if she uses it like that! :=:

Blak Smyth 07-31-2012 02:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave128 (Post 1691687)
She apparently doesn't need a real man.

Well the bottle of motrin, that string hanging off her back, the uneven part in her hair, being too thrifty with the soap while wasting toothpaste and leaving jello in unsanitary conditions are all factors that undoubtably prevent her from landing mr. right.

Although she is handy with a razor and owns or borrows a decent enough camera...

Powers 07-31-2012 02:20 PM

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http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/t...67585372_n.jpg

Fredo456 07-31-2012 02:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1690381)
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...25347883_n.jpg

I'm sure that there is a story . . . and it could involve beer . . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by spectrrr (Post 1690432)
my guess - accelerate down the sidewalk, slip past the first pole then quickly jerk the wheel hard and turn left into the second pole :tu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 1690969)
Easy.
Look at the width of the sidewalk.
Came from right side riding on sidewalk and slammed into post.
Sorry to ruin it.:D

OK, but why? Once you cleared the first post, shouldn't you try to clear the second one also?

SvilleKid 07-31-2012 02:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fredo456 (Post 1691698)
OK, but why? Once you cleared the first post, shouldn't you try to clear the second one also?

At that point, she looked up from texting, realized where she was and panicked? just a thought!

Blak Smyth 07-31-2012 02:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fredo456 (Post 1691698)
OK, but why? Once you cleared the first post, shouldn't you try to clear the second one also?

Most likely because of alcohol, alcohol didn't want to clear the second pole!

markem 07-31-2012 04:15 PM

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https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...70559778_n.jpg

Blueface 07-31-2012 04:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1691699)
At that point, she looked up from texting, realized where she was and panicked? just a thought!

Winner!!!

kelmac07 07-31-2012 05:35 PM

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http://i672.photobucket.com/albums/v...89501802_n.jpg

markem 07-31-2012 05:50 PM

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https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...40241424_n.jpg

markem 07-31-2012 07:41 PM

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https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...35642110_n.jpg

markem 07-31-2012 08:34 PM

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https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...07503310_n.jpg

SvilleKid 08-01-2012 12:21 AM

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http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/...1343411595.jpg

White Trash Moving Day

area51 08-01-2012 01:50 AM

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http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uplo...2/07/0wjp1.jpg

area51 08-01-2012 01:54 AM

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http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uplo.../07/oHBA12.jpg

Newbie_nick 08-01-2012 04:16 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by area51 (Post 1691950)

:tu

Blak Smyth 08-01-2012 07:05 AM

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http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...DHWYUREbKFqMhC

363 08-01-2012 07:32 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1692009)

Cool concept

BC-Axeman 08-01-2012 07:34 AM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1692009)

Quote:

Originally Posted by 363 (Post 1692013)
Cool concept

Much better with a rifle stock. Old concept.

Blak Smyth 08-01-2012 07:53 AM

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gTJMEP-c2f...in-t-shirt.jpg

Dave128 08-01-2012 08:30 AM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1691700)
Most likely because of alcohol, alcohol didn't want to clear the second pole!

Does anyone else find it odd that there is ZERO damage to the pole while the front end of the truck is fubar?

area51 08-01-2012 08:35 AM

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Honestly not really, chances are the truck wasn't going that fast and the pole is probably re bared and what not.

Mr B 08-01-2012 12:52 PM

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http://web.mail.comcast.net/service/...85903&part=2.2

SvilleKid 08-01-2012 01:50 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave128 (Post 1692055)
Does anyone else find it odd that there is ZERO damage to the pole while the front end of the truck is fubar?

That pole is probably filled with concrete, and is probably set three feet deep! And the front crush-zone on the SUV wouldn't stand up to hitting a large cat! Honestly, with cars smaller and lighter, and engineered crush zones, cars these days will get totaled hitting stuff that shouldn't break a bicycle. But it does save lives!

SvilleKid 08-01-2012 01:55 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
For Tom, and the BOTL in the Florida crew:

http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/...1233892606.jpg

Must be how they do in in ?Russia? maybe Greece?

s15driftking 08-01-2012 04:40 PM

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http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7006.jpg

markem 08-01-2012 07:13 PM

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https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...09452644_n.jpg

emopunker2004 08-01-2012 07:27 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by area51 (Post 1691948)

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1692465)

:r:r

Tikihut27 08-01-2012 07:57 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1692009)

Quote:

Originally Posted by BC-Axeman (Post 1692015)
Much better with a rifle stock. Old concept.

Anyone else remember the M-16-Based "Rifle Camera" used in the Max Headroom TV show back in the '80's?

A tape cassette went in the mag well... so 20 minutes into the future...

BC-Axeman 08-01-2012 08:16 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tikihut27 (Post 1692511)
Anyone else remember the M-16-Based "Rifle Camera" used in the Max Headroom TV show back in the '80's?

A tape cassette went in the mag well... so 20 minutes into the future...

Anyone remember Max Headroom?

shark 08-01-2012 08:19 PM

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http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...65/245/a9a.jpg

Ogre 08-01-2012 09:01 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shark (Post 1692526)

:r:r:r:r

T.G 08-01-2012 09:05 PM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tikihut27 (Post 1692511)
Anyone else remember the M-16-Based "Rifle Camera" used in the Max Headroom TV show back in the '80's?

A tape cassette went in the mag well... so 20 minutes into the future...

LOL, yes. The "camera gun" was what I thought of when I saw the photo.

/Stay-y-y-y tuned to N-N-N-N-Network 23


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