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markem 03-04-2011 07:48 PM

You're in the army now
 
Getting a new girlfriend is like joining the army. You get a new haircut, new clothes and all information is given to you on a need to know basis.

kelmac07 03-04-2011 08:00 PM

Re: You're in the army now
 
:r :r :r

guitar4001 03-10-2011 10:48 AM

Re: You're in the army now
 
correct. don't forget that you are always going to be the subordinate.

tobii3 03-10-2011 12:28 PM

Re: You're in the army now
 
When in doubt, remember, you are more than likely the lowest ranking.

BloodSpite 03-10-2011 12:30 PM

Re: You're in the army now
 
I am soo stealing this

HollywoodQue 03-10-2011 02:58 PM

Re: You're in the army now
 
That's no joke, thats for real...LOL

G G 03-10-2011 03:11 PM

Re: You're in the army now
 
:tu

shark 03-11-2011 05:57 PM

Re: You're in the army now
 
Don't forget that you pretty much have to get permission for doing anything and everything.

ucla695 03-11-2011 06:05 PM

Re: You're in the army now
 
But like joining any service, prepare for battle! :r

chand 03-11-2011 06:35 PM

Re: You're in the army now
 
Ain't that the truth! :r

BloodSpite 03-14-2011 08:37 AM

Re: You're in the army now
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ucla695 (Post 1202786)
But like joining any service, prepare for battle! :r

K-Pot, LBE, and a thin coat of Break-free!

ABNMP619 03-14-2011 08:39 AM

Re: You're in the army now
 
Just remember, when talking to her stand with your hands behind your back at the position of parade rest, that will show her you are patient with her. :) Good Luck!

area51 03-14-2011 08:45 AM

Re: You're in the army now
 
I chuckled.good one.


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