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Steve 01-13-2020 08:05 AM

Lawyers...
 
A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"

The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."

"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive, isn't it?"

"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"

BigAsh 01-13-2020 08:14 AM

Re: Lawyers...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve (Post 2191457)
A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"

The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."

"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive, isn't it?"

"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"

And?!?.....your point is?? :confused:

:D-(P:D

Steve 01-13-2020 08:24 AM

Re: Lawyers...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BigAsh (Post 2191459)
And?!?.....your point is?? :confused:

:D-(P:D

That'll be $1000 Keith... :r

BigAsh 01-13-2020 08:29 AM

Re: Lawyers...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve (Post 2191461)
That'll be $1000 Keith... :r

:banger:banger


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