Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

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At the recent herf in N. Kentucky/Cincinnati area it came to many inmates attention that Dan may be a communist. Please take time to decide.

Dan does not like ranch or bleu cheese dressing. Most Americans would consider both to be some of the most universal condiments (particularly ranch) on the planet. Instead he prefers ketchup, not just for fries, but also on fish (doesn't like tartar sauce either), salads and pretty much everything else. :rolleyes:

Dan doesn't like one of the most quintessential American snack foods either. Chicken wings, NO. He says they are no good. Also not a fan of pickles, rare steaks or bacon.

He prefers Coke (red) over Pepsi (red, white and blue). :hm

Oh, and lest we forget he prefers his Blue Moon and Budweiser Golden Wheat with orange wedges over purely tasty brews without fruit.

Most of his favorite things are the popular color of communism: ketchup, Coca-Cola, Ohio State, Cincinnati Bearcats, Cincinnati Reds.... :confused:

Infact, Dan's favorite cigars come from none other than communist Cuba.

So I ask you, is Dan a communist?


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Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

what kind of person doesn't like wings..rare steak..or bacon?...you wierdo! :r

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Get that fella some help.

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

wings, bacon and rare steaks? now I'm hungry for dinner. I see all 3 in my future.

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Dan is my bro but yes he is a commie....Red told me Dan has a tattoo of a hammer and sickle on his butt...he even snapped this photo.

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

You damn dirty commie, Dan!!!!!!!

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Not a fan of ranch/blue cheese dressing or chicken wings (too much work for that small sliver of meat)...LOL!! You go Dan!! :tu

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Commies!!!!

Goddamn COMMIES!!!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pS7sKjlzwF...mmies+gone.jpg

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Thank you sir! I like to eat my food, not play with it :tu

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

It appears we have another commie in our midst. :tg

Chicken wings with ranch or blue cheese (preferrably a delicatly balanced combination of the two) is an American staple. And yet, I feel like I could maybe forgive your distaste for them.

Against Rare Steaks, Bacon, and Pickles?!?!?! (not necessarily in that order) That doesn't just make you a commie in my book, it makes you inhuman!!

Oh well, more for me. :ss

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Now how do you explain the southern accent? :r

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Communist Assimilation Training Camp... DUH!!! :D

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

I knew there was something not fishy about Dan!
he was handing these out at Shack!

http://www.treehugger.com/communist-...join-party.jpg

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

:r that is funny chit!

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Dan, I thought you were a good guy.....:sad

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

2 people said no... how did Dan get to vote twice? :r

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

I always thought Dan was a cool guy, but your logic is impeccable.
Damn commie infiltrator! :su

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

You mean his car didn't give him away? :D
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7789/communistcar.jpg

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Oh no Crystal...I LOVE me some rare steak, bacon and pickles!! Just not ranch/blue cheese or chicken wings. :D

Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?
 

Then you may stay, my commie friend. However, I think Dan's issues run deeper than his political affiliations. :D