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True story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"

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HAHA, that is good.

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I like that one.

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Repeated joke... But still funny!!!:r:r:r

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That's awsome

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I Love that one :tu

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Always makes me laugh

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:r:r

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I told granny not to speed! :r:r:r

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:tu

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God bless her heart!

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If more people were like her, there would be a whole lot less problems in the world today.

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Love it.

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:r:r

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A classic

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Reminds me of my Grandma...she was just like that, except she wouldn't have bothered with the permit.

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Nice....!