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nozero 08-31-2009 08:07 AM

Bees
 
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A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.


The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'


'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.


The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.


The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?



The bee answered.




Wait for it.wait for it..


















I see you smiling.

kydsid 08-31-2009 08:44 AM

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I wonder if they will change their logo. :r

kelmac07 08-31-2009 08:50 AM

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Cute!!

Steve 08-31-2009 10:11 AM

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:r

MedicCook 08-31-2009 10:16 AM

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:r

DPD6030 08-31-2009 12:30 PM

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:ss

BlackDog 08-31-2009 12:54 PM

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Ha! :D

icantbejon 08-31-2009 12:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 529625)
Cute!!

Cute????? Are you a little girl Mac?

Mikey202 08-31-2009 12:59 PM

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HA!!! That was funny.:D

dunng 08-31-2009 01:00 PM

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:r :r :r :r

SchizoFilly 08-31-2009 03:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icantbejon (Post 529967)
Cute????? Are you a little girl Mac?

:r that was funnier than the joke

kelmac07 08-31-2009 04:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icantbejon (Post 529967)
Cute????? Are you a little girl Mac?

Quote:

Originally Posted by SchizoFilly (Post 530133)
:r that was funnier than the joke

What is this..."Bust Macs Balls" week?

skullnrose 08-31-2009 04:32 PM

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Funny!


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