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ysr_racer 02-25-2013 09:14 AM

Ammo is back on the shelves!!!
 
Yesterday I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.

On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in the 2nd amendment, and in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?"

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......"Well, just what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"

:noon

Ogre 02-25-2013 09:46 AM

Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!!
 
:r:r:r

big_jaygee 02-25-2013 09:57 AM

Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!!
 
:r :r :r

jjefrey 02-25-2013 10:00 AM

Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!!
 
:r:r

MurphysLaw 02-25-2013 10:03 AM

Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!!
 
Now THAT is funny :lr

kelmac07 02-25-2013 10:19 AM

Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!!
 
:r :r :r

T.G 02-25-2013 10:24 AM

Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!!
 
A real knee-slapper, chief.

replicant_argent 02-25-2013 04:31 PM

Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!!
 
I'm gonna go out on a limb and categorize this as "highly improbable."

hammondc 02-25-2013 04:33 PM

Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!!
 
I see what you did there....

RUNYYFan 03-02-2013 08:06 PM

Re: Ammo is back on the shelves!!!
 
Well played!


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