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markem 02-26-2022 07:42 PM

Prawn again
 
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean , two prawns were swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted." Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail . Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark," came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed..."


"I've found Cod and I'm a Prawn again Christian."

Dave128 02-26-2022 10:07 PM

Re: Prawn again
 
FFS! I read that whole thing for that!

:r:r:r

cmitch 02-27-2022 05:59 AM

Re: Prawn again
 
You talk to Steve regularly, don’t you?

Porch Dweller 02-27-2022 07:29 AM

Re: Prawn again
 
:fp

:D

icehog3 02-27-2022 08:52 AM

Re: Prawn again
 
30 seconds I'll never get back. ;)

Tio Gato 02-27-2022 09:04 PM

Re: Prawn again
 
I'm slow, 90 seconds for me.:confused:

gravel 02-28-2022 02:15 AM

Re: Prawn again
 
Is it wrong for me to steal that?

Steve 02-28-2022 06:36 AM

Re: Prawn again
 
:r:r

Steve 02-28-2022 06:37 AM

Re: Prawn again
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch (Post 2230793)
You talk to Steve regularly, don’t you?

:r:r

Ashcan Bill 02-28-2022 11:43 AM

Re: Prawn again
 
I had a choice between reading through the forum or taking a nap. I chose wrong.....

shark 02-28-2022 01:11 PM

Re: Prawn again
 
:fp2

massphatness 03-01-2022 11:09 AM

Re: Prawn again
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2230806)
30 seconds I'll never get back. ;)

:tpd:


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