.......you might live in Michigan.
 

According to Jeff Foxworthy.........



If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan .

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan .

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, you might live in Michigan .

If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in Michigan .

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan .

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan .