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Chainsaw13 10-15-2023 09:11 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PeteSB75 (Post 2250096)
Take me down to the paradise city
where the grass is green
and the girl are pretty

God I hate that song. Thanks for the ear worm. Here’s one for you.

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand

shark 10-15-2023 10:58 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know, the last one to show
I was the last one you thought you'd see there…

icehog3 10-16-2023 08:16 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shark (Post 2250098)
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know, the last one to show
I was the last one you thought you'd see there…

https://i.imgur.com/zAcaBoY.png

markem 12-18-2023 11:44 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
https://i.imgur.com/wESHkzf.jpg

shark 01-05-2024 02:23 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
https://youtu.be/GchgAvD1fxA?si=TKc7A87REDSHBJsS

icehog3 01-05-2024 02:29 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shark (Post 2252262)

https://i.imgur.com/K3UmQeg.gif

markem 02-19-2024 04:36 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Don/‘t tell me, I ain’t got nothing to de.

icehog3 02-20-2024 07:39 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Yeah, you got satin shoes
Yeah, you got plastic boots
Y'all got cocaine eyes
Yeah, you got speed freak jive, now

Havanaaddict 02-20-2024 11:45 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

icehog3 02-20-2024 01:17 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Havanaaddict (Post 2253473)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo3rZjJB1hY

markem 02-20-2024 03:10 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?

markem 02-20-2024 03:34 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Can we get back to posting song lyrics?

Or should I close this thread?

shark 02-20-2024 10:49 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin', it's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in the muskrat land
And they shimmy
Sam is so skinny

icehog3 02-21-2024 07:17 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie
Yeah, when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog
Yeah, when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright

shark 03-29-2024 11:21 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars.


This is the dawning of the age if Aquarius, Aquarius. aquarrrrrriuiiuuuuuuuussssss

markem 03-29-2024 11:29 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I hate you, Ron. In the nicest of ways, tho.

Had to start up this earworm to get rid of yours.

Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played 'em all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball

Porch Dweller 03-29-2024 02:13 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I have had this stuck in my head for several days and I've no idea why. I haven't heard it in years.


There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone

icehog3 03-30-2024 08:47 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
And when I get excited, my little China girl says, "ooh baby, just you shut your mouse". :D

Porch Dweller 04-02-2024 10:44 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2254405)
I have had this stuck in my head for several days and I've no idea why. I haven't heard it in years.


There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone

I'd just gotten it out of my head a day ago. Then on the way home from Home Depot this morning...

https://i.imgur.com/VdOeVJOb.jpg

icehog3 04-03-2024 10:53 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
The police in New York City
They chased a boy right through the park
And in a case of mistaken identity
The put a bullet through his heart


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