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Robulous78 03-18-2013 05:37 PM

Dangerous Foods
 
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa,

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

"Wedding cake." :lr

big_jaygee 03-18-2013 05:40 PM

Re: Dangerous Foods
 
:r :r

CigarNut 03-18-2013 09:38 PM

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:r :r

Zane 03-18-2013 09:48 PM

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:r:r

kelmac07 03-18-2013 11:01 PM

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:r :r :r

Zeuceone 03-18-2013 11:05 PM

Re: Dangerous Foods
 
:r :r :r :r

havent had the pleasure, lol.

Taki 03-19-2013 05:42 AM

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:lr Nice one brother :tu

maninblack 03-19-2013 06:42 AM

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Amen to that!!

Bondo 287 03-19-2013 11:39 AM

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HaHaHaha

Some of us throw the cake away and years later go back and get another one lol


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