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Steve 02-22-2022 07:22 AM

Drinking
 
Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The first vampire says, "I want a pint of blood."

The second vampire also asks for a pint of blood.

The third vampire says, "I want a pint of plasma."

The bartender says, "Gotcha. That's two bloods and a blood light, comin' up."

icehog3 02-22-2022 08:25 AM

Re: Drinking
 
:fp

Porch Dweller 02-22-2022 11:13 AM

Re: Drinking
 
:D

Tio Gato 02-22-2022 11:39 AM

Re: Drinking
 
:r:r:r

Weelok 02-22-2022 12:11 PM

Re: Drinking
 
Good one.

Old Sailor 02-22-2022 03:29 PM

Re: Drinking
 
:r

markem 02-22-2022 03:31 PM

Re: Drinking
 
Blood still has more alcohol than Coors.

bruceolee 02-22-2022 03:54 PM

Re: Drinking
 
This joke made the rounds in the hospitals i worked at for years. We would always use while giving blood transfusions. AN oldie but a goodie! God bless you!

G G 02-22-2022 04:59 PM

Re: Drinking
 
:)

Dave128 02-22-2022 09:31 PM

Re: Drinking
 
Oh geez.


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