Little Johnny...
 

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to wondering about things: "Mommy, why has Daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.

"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.

"So why do YOU have so much hair?" Little Johnny asks.

"Go eat your breakfast!" snarled his mother.

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:r :r

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:fp

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God made very few perfect heads ...



So he put hair on the rest .




Derrek

Re: Little Johnny...
 

Derrek, I thought you just had hair on your palms? :D