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Steve 06-09-2020 08:13 AM

Awe Nuts!
 
A pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner.

As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another.

By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty. He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts."

"That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl."

icehog3 06-09-2020 08:40 AM

Re: Awe Nuts!
 
Oogy. :lr

Brlesq 06-09-2020 08:56 AM

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:r:r:r

CigarNut 06-09-2020 09:30 AM

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:r

massphatness 06-09-2020 12:12 PM

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:r

Havanaaddict 06-09-2020 01:12 PM

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:jd

BigAsh 06-10-2020 08:21 AM

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hahahahaha

Snook 06-10-2020 09:37 AM

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oof! haha


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