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csbrewfisher 11-12-2008 05:14 PM

The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere is...
 
It's almost impossible to single one out when there are so many wretched American, ahem, *beers*, and their foreign copycats. But, I'll vote for Keystone *Light*, a stroke of redundant moronism in branding. I mean, any swill that markets itself as so bland that it won't give you "bitter beer face" has GOT to make you want to spit it out, and fast. :tg

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The truth is, almost every lite beer would qualify.

Clampdown 11-12-2008 05:21 PM

Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i
 
Heineken, the beer tastse like complete ass, and to me a product of pure hype.

Resipsa 11-12-2008 05:27 PM

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BUD.

Starscream 11-12-2008 05:31 PM

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Miller Chill

chippewastud79 11-12-2008 05:31 PM

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Molson XXX :pu

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Quote:

Originally Posted by csbrewfisher (Post 66022)
Keystone *Light*


Love me a 30 pack of 'Stones :tu

Cigary 11-12-2008 06:31 PM

Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i
 
Sam Adams anything,,,tastes like donkey piss ( not that I have ever had donkey piss but have smelt it before on a donkey ride down the Grand Canyon and I'll never forget the fumes )

Spect 11-12-2008 06:32 PM

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Rolling Rock... wtf
So horrid even my dog wont drink it, which relay says something, cause she'll eat shite.

ucla695 11-12-2008 06:37 PM

Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by csbrewfisher (Post 66022)
But, I'll vote for Keystone *Light*, a stroke of redundant moronism in branding. I mean, any swill that markets itself as so bland that it won't give you "bitter beer face" has GOT to make you want to spit it out, and fast. :tg

I drank it in undergrad because it SO cheap and I could drink a lot w/o getting that trashed/being shattered the next morning. :ss I haven't had one in at least ten years, but I'm sure if I did, it would taste like water.

KidRock 11-12-2008 06:38 PM

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Rolling Rock and Keystone are essential to the all American college diet..love them maybe when I can afford better I will do so.


Bud Light or anything made by Bud :pu

SSatVT 11-12-2008 06:41 PM

Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i
 
Let's see:

Natty Light
Keystone Light
Bud Light
Miller Light
Miller High Life (I am pretty sure this is what piss tastes like)

Ehh...I could go on and on and on and..you get the idea. Basically any light beer and I would have to add Guinness Extra Stout.

:pu <whew..I feel better now>

csbrewfisher 11-12-2008 06:44 PM

Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SSatVT (Post 66252)
Let's see:

Natty Light
Keystone Light
Bud Light
Miller Light
Miller High Life (I am pretty sure this is what piss tastes like)

Ehh...I could go on and on and on and..you get the idea. Basically any light beer and I would have to add Guinness Extra Stout.

:pu <whew..I feel better now>

I see a commonality to your list...until you get to the best mass-produced beer in the world. Oh, the shame...

GAZHOG 11-12-2008 06:55 PM

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Shaefer Light, I think it fit my highschool budget at $11 per case:dance:

This is the worst I have ever had.....maybe the original from the 50s was different, now it is the Blackjack Pizza of beers:2

theonlybear4CORT 11-12-2008 06:59 PM

Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i
 
Hamms

MTB996 11-12-2008 07:05 PM

Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i
 
Utica Club! Anyone from upstate NY will know this abomination.

Also, Olympia is pretty bad. In college one year, they banned kegs for homecoming and I (while pledging) had to get 500 cases of Olympia and deliver it to the parking lot...might be why I hate it.:D

Ace$nyper 11-12-2008 07:06 PM

Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Spect (Post 66230)
Rolling Rock... wtf
So horrid even my dog wont drink it, which relay says something, cause she'll eat shite.

I back this.

I tried it once got a killer head ache.

Made the mistake of giving this beer the benefit of the doubt yea, another splitting head ache.

It's a shame on the top 5 beers I'll list as worst all are American.

Then again, probably my top 5 favs are made in the gold ole :usa

mikeyj23 11-12-2008 07:27 PM

Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i
 
bud light chelada by a LANDSLIDE!
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skyhigh340 11-12-2008 07:52 PM

Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i
 
Buckhorn
Busch light draft
Black Label Light
Geobel's
Man was I really poor in high school!

elderboy02 11-12-2008 08:12 PM

Re: The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere i
 
Henineken
Sam Adams Boston Lager

gettysburgfreak 11-12-2008 08:19 PM

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In college I refused to drink Bud Light, Keystone Light, or Heineken. All three are big pieces of nasty sh&t

Im surprised to see Sam Adams on this list, I love that stuff

The Korean 11-12-2008 08:24 PM

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Pabst


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