Cheer me up
 

Hey there CA Fam,

I was in an awesome mood yesterday and received some news today that should have been happy but actually ended up bumming me out a bit. Still not sure why, too busy at work to really analyze it at the moment. Nothing really earth-shattering or anything, just kind of blue now.

Give me some laughs to cheer me up. Or hell even some good conversation to snap me out of it.

Thx

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wish I could help, but I am too tired to think of anything funny.

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Seems to be how the day is going brother.

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You know why divorces are so expensive?

Because they're worth it :D

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Ba dum dum! LOL, nice one bro.

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I cracked myself up when posting this

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showpo...8&postcount=13

what do you think?

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Things could be worse. Take my day for example. I was suppossed to meet up with PaulMac later for some after work smokes, but I got a message from him earlier stating (his exact words mind you) that he "was literally peeing through his own a$$ and can't make it today". I told him to stay away from the taco tents here in Jersey but he just didn't listen.

Also, i've been wondering, with the name change is it just Tyr now ala Prince or did you keep the last name? Also, see the vid I posted in the Guinness thread, funny stuff I promise!

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Dustin, I mean Tyr, (hard to get use to)
What I always do, when feeling down and out, which can be a daily event for some, is to reach over to my pill box and find the light blue capsules better known to me as "happy pill" and viola, I am happy.:D

Getting harder and harder to find people walking around that are not on them.:dr:r

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These always cheer me up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZgXE0W52g

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I find it very hard to believe so many people would be walking around after popping a Viagra Carlos ;)

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lmao. I got a kick out out of that :tu

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Ok Dom that's freakin' funny! :r I dig it :D You should def write me reviews then.


Geeze, does PaulMac ever have any semblance of a filter??? A simple, "don't feel well" I'm sure would have sufficed LOL. And you DO know my affinity for Prince so I could just go one name but no still keeping the last name bro. Heading over to the Guinness thread.


Oh, and I'm fresh outta happy pills :r

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Boca,better known as Pup Tent City Fla.

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Aaargh freakin' work blocking video's. Can't watch the ones you posted unfortunately guys :(

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The other day I tried to fart in the kitchen to amuse my two young boys and I sh...arted myself.

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Whoa...... bro..... ummmm.......:pn

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Remind me never to go to Boca :r

Paul wouldn't be Paul if he wasn't so unfiltered. I had to think long and hard to replay to back to that, finally settled on "oh okay". How else does one respond to such an answer? :hm

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I'm thinking we need to bring back CUT wars just to liven things up a bit :D

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What's sex like on camping trips? In tents (say it out loud)



A pirate walks into his old bar after a long voyage and sits down at the bar. The bartender greets him happily and says "Hey! Welcome back, I haven't seen you in a long time! Looks like a lot has happened..." as he gestures to the pirate's peg leg, hook, and eye patch.

The pirate responds "Arrg, it's been quite a journey" to which the bartender asks "Well start with what happened to your leg!"

"Yar," says the pirate, "I was boarding our first ship that we caught, and as I was crossing between ships I fell overboard into shark infested water. Shark got me leg."

The bartender exclaimed "Wow! That's awful! Well tell me what happened to your hand!"

Gesturing with an imaginary sword the pirate replied "Me matey's and I were in a vicious sword fight with a rival pirate crew, and my hand got cut clean off!"

"Unbelievable..." said the bartender. "Well of course, I have to know how you lost your eye! Was it another sword fight? Cannon shrapnel? Tell me!"

The pirate muttered quietly, obviously embarrassed "No, 'twas a seagull, it pooped in me eye."

"What? How could seagull poop put out your eye?" yelled the bartender.

The pirate responded...

"Twas the first day I had me hook."

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Do you need me to bring a bucket.