Would You Remarry?
 

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good times.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: '****.'

Re: Would You Remarry?
 

LOL Very good.

Re: Would You Remarry?
 

That was awesome. First time in a while I've audibly laughed at an internet joke!

Well done.

Re: Would You Remarry?
 

Man i gotta tell that one!!!:ss

Re: Would You Remarry?
 

That is a good one!

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:tt My wife was not amused... But I WAS! :ss

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:r

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ROFL.... My cousin brought up a good point about remarriage when his wife asked him. His reply.

"Does one escape from jail to get thrown into another one?"

:r

Re: Would You Remarry?
 

Good one! I too lol'd at that one!:r

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Funny one.:)