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Steve 11-06-2019 10:23 AM

The Lease
A person calls a pet store: "Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches, at once."

Astonished clerk: "What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?"

Caller: "I'm moving out today, and my lease says I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found them."

icehog3 11-06-2019 02:53 PM

Re: The Lease

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