You might be a redneck if
 

You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree.

The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors

Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."

You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."

You have to go outside to get
something out of the 'fridge.

Three quarters of the clothes you
own have LOGOS on them.

You're a lite beer drinker 'cause you start drinkin beer when it gets light.

You own a homemade fur coat.

Re: You might be a redneck if
 

your mother has a spit cup on her ironing board.

Re: You might be a redneck if
 

:tu

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Nice!! :r :r

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My dog and I use separate trees...

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:r:tu

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You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."

Easy now your getting pretty close to home thar!:D

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You might be a redneck if any of your relatives have perished immediately after saying the phrase: "Hey y'all! Watch this"

Alternative phrase: "Here, hold my beer."

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You take toilet paper to a crap game

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If your hunting vest and your boots match your gun.

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mine is a girl, so she squats.

i however, have a tree

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If directions to your house include the words, "Turn off the paved road."
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You do redneck type stuff.


MCS

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What if I can give direction by having you turn at the Big Chicken...

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REDNECK!!!:r

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this is your thanksgiving holiday meal

http://axewielderx.files.wordpress.c...anksgiving.jpg

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yall got a big chicken?..... kinda makes our big green tire look like nothing special then:D

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your family tree don't branch

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you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took

You think the three primary colors are John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.

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Damn... I guess I am a redneck!!