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Steve 01-13-2022 07:07 AM

Take Out
 
Last night we ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!

I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.

I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the ginger beef!

I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...

And there it was ...

Peeking Duck!!! 🦆

longknocker 01-13-2022 07:45 AM

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Oh!!!!!!!!!!! :r:D:tu

bruceolee 01-13-2022 07:47 AM

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wah wah waaaaahhhhh!:)

icehog3 01-13-2022 07:54 AM

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https://i.imgur.com/MUmoHI2.gif

Brlesq 01-13-2022 08:48 AM

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That one quacked me up!

Porch Dweller 01-13-2022 08:56 AM

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https://external-content.duckduckgo....gif&f=1&nofb=1

sigsauer 01-13-2022 09:02 AM

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yum

bruceolee 01-13-2022 09:46 AM

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my father will love this joke. God bless you!:)

cmitch 01-14-2022 12:52 PM

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https://jorules.files.wordpress.com/.../seppuku_1.jpg


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