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AUguy 01-26-2011 06:08 PM

A southerner's first impressions of Jersey
 
So my company has me working in NJ this spring and this is how things have gone so far:

1. Its cold up here! My first night here it dipped to -7

2. Alabama cold weather gear is not sufficient for NJ cold weather.

3. I am used to large areas of countryside in between cities. Here I can't tell where one city ends and another begins

4. Day 3 and I am already snowed in and stuck at the hotel.

5. It is so so so damned cold up here.

Kreth 01-26-2011 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by AUguy (Post 1149822)
Alabama cold weather gear

Long-sleeve overalls? :confused:
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MedicCook 01-26-2011 06:13 PM

Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey
 
"Kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey." ~ George Carlin

:r :r :r :r :r

AUguy 01-26-2011 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 1149829)
Long-sleeve overalls? :confused:
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A fleece pullover for when it gets really cold. Like in the 40s.

maninblack 01-26-2011 06:17 PM

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Who did you piss off at work to make them move you to Jersey?

AUguy 01-26-2011 06:19 PM

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I actually asked for this area. Last year I told them I wanted to go to the Northeast and the assholes sent me to Maine. But I got there after the cold weather.

Ogre 01-26-2011 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1149841)
Who did you piss off at work to make them move you to Jersey?

At this point doest it matter!!! He there now!!!:r:r

Kreth 01-26-2011 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by AUguy (Post 1149834)
A fleece pullover for when it gets really cold. Like in the 40s.

That'll be great in March, unless it's raining... :r
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bscottskangum 01-26-2011 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AUguy (Post 1149846)
I actually asked for this area.

I'm sorry, how many crack rocks did you say you smoke a day?

AUguy 01-26-2011 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by bscottskangum (Post 1149855)
I'm sorry, how many crack rocks did you say you smoke a day?

Monetarily it should be a good move. Damn sure better be anyway.

captain53 01-26-2011 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bscottskangum (Post 1149855)
I'm sorry, how many crack rocks did you say you smoke a day?

:tpd:

hscmit 01-26-2011 06:51 PM

Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey
 
dont think january counts as spring

chand 01-26-2011 06:54 PM

Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey
 
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Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1149841)
Who did you piss off at work to make them move you to Jersey?

Try to get on their good side and maybe you can get upgraded to Siberia or the Arctic Circle. I moved to Delaware from Jacksonville Beach, FL. Every winter I begin to think it wasn't the best idea I ever had.

Neens 01-26-2011 07:22 PM

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"It's not so much the heat but the humidity that will get you?

floydpink 01-26-2011 07:59 PM

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When I moved to Florida, the first thing I noticed was how much slower the pace seemed and how much nicer the people were.

The only thing I missed was the food, which still remains after 20 something years.

This winter has reminded me that you couldn't drag me back to New Jersey in a straightjacket.

Aside from the weather, the overall materialistic attitudes and generally glum feeling for half of the year made my soul long for something else.

I'm a Yankee by birth and a Southerner by the grace of God.

jonumberone 01-27-2011 10:35 AM

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Last night I was gonna break your balls for sh*ting on my state!

This morning I am officially declaring Jersey sucks :td

Volusianator 01-27-2011 10:37 AM

Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey
 
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Originally Posted by AUguy (Post 1149822)

2. Alabama cold weather gear is not sufficient for NJ cold weather.

5. It is so so so damned cold up here.

You weren't aware that it's cold in the north?

Powers 01-27-2011 10:41 AM

Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey
 
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Originally Posted by floydpink (Post 1150095)
When I moved to Florida, the first thing I noticed was how much slower the pace seemed and how much nicer the people were.

The only thing I missed was the food, which still remains after 20 something years.

This winter has reminded me that you couldn't drag me back to New Jersey in a straightjacket.

Aside from the weather, the overall materialistic attitudes and generally glum feeling for half of the year made my soul long for something else.

I'm a Yankee by birth and a Southerner by the grace of God.

:banger

I approve of this post! :tu

Even though Orlando is harldy a city with any Southern culture left, head up to Gainesville or Ocala and it'll be a little more prevalent

AUguy 01-27-2011 05:59 PM

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Im no shitting on the state. Im sure its a beautiful place once it thaws out. But right now this place sucks.

VirtualSmitty 01-27-2011 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by AUguy (Post 1151559)
Im no shitting on the state. Im sure its a beautiful place once it thaws out. But right now this place sucks.

Where in Jersey are you? I'm northern, it's all built up, but the the southern part of the state is pretty rural. And you happened to pick coming here during our second worst winter in modern history. Only 95-96 was worse than this :bh


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