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CoffeeWaterBeer 07-28-2016 08:04 AM

Mr Bill's Pipe shop in Vegas
 
Has anyone been, is there a decent selection?

Reviews mention cigars and "other" smoking accessories but fail to touch on it's namesake wares.

MarkinAZ 07-28-2016 11:00 AM

Re: Mr Bill's Pipe shop in Vegas
 
Here's a couple of vendors for you Seth...

Tobacco Leaf:

http://www.tobaccoleafvegas.com/home.html


Tobacco Town:

http://tobaccotowncigars.com/Pipes.html


See which ones are close to where you're going to stay while in Vegas, and you may want to call them for hours of operation and whether or not that location is actually open any longer:tu

cthulnado 07-28-2016 05:00 PM

Re: Mr Bill's Pipe shop in Vegas
 
I went to Las Vegas once...

I was playing blackjack at the Venetian and doing really well. I decided to bring $200 to the casino because it is what I could afford to lose at the time. Every single hand went my way. I ended up at $4500 and decided I was done. I hardly ever gamble and the fact that I was up over $4000 blew my mind. I cashed out and asked the concierge for the best scotch bar in town.

I headed over to Mandalay Bay to the Ri Ra Irish Pub. They had a bottle of Macallan 1939 at $500 a pour. I'm a scotch guy, and while I like Islays most of the time, I couldn't turn down a chance to taste a 40 year old scotch. The waitress brought it over to me and I took my first sip. It was like drinking the tears of a thousand Scottish virgins weeping over the corpse of a unicorn. It took me over an hour to drink that single pour of scotch. I dream about it. Sometimes I think about the taste of that scotch when I make love to my wife. It was good. Really ****ing good.

I still had $4000 left and decided to just head back to the hotel. My head was buzzing from my 40 year old scotch and the fact that I won so much money. I felt good. I felt real good. I wanted to keep that feeling going...so I called an escort service... I didn't really have any preference so I just went up to my room and waited... and waited... it took 2 hours for them to send someone over. I opened the door and..we got started.

It was pretty mind blowing. I can't even explain to you what it was like. I had only requested an hour though, and it went by way too fast. I realized I had never asked what the prices were and thought about all my sweet sweet money when I asked her the price. She looked me in the eyes and said "About tree fiddy." That's when I realized that this prostitute was a 8 story tall lizard from the protozoic era! I look her right in the eyes and said "God damnit, Loch Ness Monster, you ain't gonna get my tree fiddy!" and threw her out of my hotel room. I locked the door, put my cash in the room safe, took a shower to wash the lizard funk off of my junk and went to bed.

True story.

CoffeeWaterBeer 07-29-2016 05:40 AM

Re: Mr Bill's Pipe shop in Vegas
 
@Mark, I'll check them out this morning, thanks. Seems Cigars rule the day there which is fine but I'd love to poke around for a tin or two of something nice.

@Joe, I've seen the 8 story tall lizard women you speak of but scotch isn't what got me there. If I was lucky enough to pull a win like that I'm bringing back a box of Opus X's for our lunch smoke crew. We'll get Morgan and Davies off those Drew Estates one of these days.

cthulnado 07-29-2016 05:46 AM

Re: Mr Bill's Pipe shop in Vegas
 
Come on Seth...you know that isn't possible. They're lovers are anything Java! Or Mint. Or Honey. Or Maker's Mark. Or Cognac...ya know...stuff that destroys whatever else is in the humidor...


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