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RUNYYFan 02-28-2014 05:40 AM

New Location
 
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace." The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this. Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location!'"

G G 02-28-2014 06:47 AM

Re: New Location
 
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cmw6300 02-28-2014 07:07 AM

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big_jaygee 02-28-2014 07:14 AM

Re: New Location
 
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CigarNut 02-28-2014 11:31 AM

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