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kelmac07 02-01-2011 06:44 AM
The Biker & The Kiss!!!!!
 
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."

Coach Deg 02-01-2011 07:06 AM
Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!!
 
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

G G 02-01-2011 07:19 AM
Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!!
 
Then he pushed her/it. :r

chand 02-01-2011 07:41 AM
Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!!
 
...ad then two people jumped off the bridge.

:r:r:r

Ogre 02-01-2011 07:41 AM
Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1156955)
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."
Thats not a joke!!! It happened to Mac yesterday!!!:r:r

Skywalker 02-01-2011 08:01 AM
Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!!
 
:r:r:r

kelmac07 02-01-2011 09:21 AM
Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 1157023)
Thats not a joke!!! It happened to ME yesterday!!!:r:r

Fixed it for ya brother!! :D

Ogre 02-01-2011 09:23 AM
Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1157157)
Fixed it for ya brother!! :D
I should have let you JUMP!!!:noon:noon

kelmac07 02-01-2011 09:26 AM
Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 1157160)
I should have let you JUMP!!!:noon:noon
:r :r :r

shvictor 02-01-2011 09:27 AM
Re: The Biker & The Kiss!!!!!
 
Im glad Devan didn't jump


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