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icehog3 04-19-2011 08:14 AM

The Shredder
 
A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found
the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one copy."

Lesson: Never, Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.

poker 04-19-2011 08:23 AM

Re: The Shredder
 
lol

HollywoodQue 04-19-2011 08:25 AM

Re: The Shredder
 
Now ain't that the truth...LOL

hscmit 04-19-2011 08:50 AM

Re: The Shredder
 
funny,
I just got off the phone with him

boonedoggle 04-19-2011 08:51 AM

Re: The Shredder
 
awesome!:D

SmokeyJoe 04-19-2011 09:15 AM

Re: The Shredder
 
Thanks for the smile, Admiral. :D

Only problem is... my secretary is still laughing! :confused:



:ss

nofeardiver 04-19-2011 09:44 AM

Re: The Shredder
 
LMAO, that is awesome

MedicCook 04-19-2011 10:03 AM

Re: The Shredder
 
:r

TBone 04-19-2011 10:30 AM

Re: The Shredder
 
Too Funny

Gophernut 04-19-2011 10:34 AM

Re: The Shredder
 
:r:r:r Very good.

bvilchez 04-19-2011 10:36 AM

Re: The Shredder
 
I read this as I hear the shredder going in my office:r:r

N2 GOLD 04-19-2011 10:37 AM

Re: The Shredder
 
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO true.... :r :r :r

markem 04-19-2011 10:51 AM

Re: The Shredder
 
I told you that story in confidence, Tom, and you promised not to tell anyone! ;)

GolfNut 04-19-2011 12:15 PM

Re: The Shredder
 
3rd time I've read it today here, and it still makes me laugh. :lr

kugie 04-19-2011 12:18 PM

Re: The Shredder
 
Oh, So true. :hy

kickerb 04-19-2011 12:20 PM

Re: The Shredder
 
haha, that was fantastic! thanks for the laugh.

shilala 04-19-2011 12:38 PM

Re: The Shredder
 
This is my wife's boss's wife to a tee. It made me lol.

Skywalker 04-19-2011 04:34 PM

Re: The Shredder
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 1239696)
Thanks for the smile, Admiral. :D

Only problem is... my secretary is still laughing! :confused:
:ss


:tpd: :r

kelmac07 04-19-2011 07:14 PM

Re: The Shredder
 
So true!! :r :r :r

Ogre 04-19-2011 07:50 PM

Re: The Shredder
 
How True It Is!!!!


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