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Tio Gato

11-25-2018 07:39 AM

The Irish Pub

A guy is walking down the street and finds an Irish bar unknown to him. Outside a blackboard displays the daily specials.

Cheese Sandwich $1.50
Ham and Cheese Sandwich $2.50
Handjob $10.00

He quickly checks his funds and enters the pub. There he sees the most beautiful redhead tending bar. She asks "Can I help you?"
He replys "Are you you the one that gives the handjobs?"
She purrs "Yes I am sweetheart."
He says "Great, now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"

dijit

11-25-2018 10:35 AM

Re: The Irish Pub

:r:r:r

CigarNut

11-25-2018 12:20 PM

Re: The Irish Pub

:r :r

Porch Dweller

11-25-2018 01:10 PM

Re: The Irish Pub

Fig_Nasty

11-25-2018 01:16 PM

Re: The Irish Pub

:hy

Weelok

11-25-2018 01:51 PM

Re: The Irish Pub

Hahahahaha

The Poet

11-25-2018 01:58 PM

Re: The Irish Pub

Guess the guy prefers his sammich without Miracle Whip.

The camaro show

11-25-2018 07:36 PM

Re: The Irish Pub

haha hold the mayo

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