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Chompers 02-09-2009 01:44 PM

The Longest Joke in the World
 
http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.

GKitty 02-09-2009 02:26 PM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
OMG... I can't believe I just read that novel of a joke.

But it was totally worth it!

DMK 02-09-2009 02:52 PM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
Sorry, I have a attention span of a goldfish.....:confused:

Chompers 02-09-2009 04:09 PM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 225244)
OMG... I can't believe I just read that novel of a joke.

But it was totally worth it!

hahah

That is the same thing I said when I read it.
The long-ness of the joke made the punchline so much better

King James 02-09-2009 04:12 PM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
what if i just skip to the punchline?


maybe I'll try to read it later lol

GKitty 02-09-2009 04:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King James (Post 225417)
what if i just skip to the punchline?


maybe I'll try to read it later lol

you could... but you won't get it.

chippewastud79 02-09-2009 07:29 PM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
Worst joke ever, can't believe I wasted that time in my life :bh

Ubergopher 02-09-2009 07:51 PM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chompers (Post 225161)
http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.

I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.

Chompers 02-09-2009 08:08 PM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
lol

You guys are just fun haters
:)

lightning9191 02-10-2009 09:41 AM

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I enjoyed it.:D

Plus I could tell you guys about the time I spent in the desert, but I can't...

AD720 02-10-2009 10:25 AM

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I thought "The Shortest Joke In The World" was funnier. :r

Gophernut 02-10-2009 10:29 AM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubergopher (Post 225879)
I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.

:tpd: Let me know before you go, I'll drive.:rolleyes:

ActionAndy 02-10-2009 10:40 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AD720 (Post 226929)
I thought "The Shortest Joke In The World" was funnier. :r

So my girlfriend has been talking? www.instantrimshot.com

If the "thesis" wanted to be accurate, it would have to be attached to something well written. The joke itself wasn't worth the journey or the "commitment." Cool idea though.

AD720 02-10-2009 10:41 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ActionAndy (Post 226945)
So my girlfriend has been talking? www.instantrimshot.com

:r

icehog3 02-10-2009 02:08 PM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chompers (Post 225161)
http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.

We have something in common...I can't read it because its 63336 characters. ;) :r

Silound 02-11-2009 12:36 AM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
Worthless waste of time, I can tell you with nearly 100% certainty what's at the bottom without reading it. Either it will have some sarcastic remark about reading a whole pointless story, or it will attempt to analyze people based on how they read it into groups.


Waste of time, there are better things to do in life that are more productive, like smoking :)

totallytentative 02-11-2009 06:35 PM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubergopher (Post 225879)
I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.

I'll bring the beer.

:al


Some of the train of thought parts vaguely remind me of Stephen King novel for some reason.... and just because it's the longest joke, there is no guarantee that it is even a good joke.

Yes, shortest joke is a bit funnier.

AAlmeter 02-11-2009 07:11 PM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Silound (Post 228721)
Worthless waste of time, I can tell you with nearly 100% certainty what's at the bottom without reading it. Either it will have some sarcastic remark about reading a whole pointless story, or it will attempt to analyze people based on how they read it into groups.


Waste of time, there are better things to do in life that are more productive, like smoking :)

Party pooper :D

smokeyandthebandit05 02-11-2009 10:28 PM

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I read it. I liked it. just read the damn story, what do u have to lose 20 min?

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icehog3 02-11-2009 11:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05 (Post 230908)
I read it. I liked it. just read the damn story, what do u have to lose 20 min?

Lots of things to do with 20 minutes. ;) :r

smokeyandthebandit05 02-12-2009 08:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 230950)
Lots of things to do with 20 minutes. ;) :r


lmao I knew someone would come back with a smart a$$ comment :r

icehog3 02-12-2009 01:13 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05 (Post 231332)
lmao I knew someone would come back with a smart a$$ comment :r

;) :r

ucla695 02-12-2009 01:42 PM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
That thing is a beast and I’m a commitmentphobe. :r

I’ll have to read it when it’s really, really, really slow at work.

Drazzil 02-13-2009 12:02 PM

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Quote:

If the "thesis" wanted to be accurate, it would have to be attached to something well written. The joke itself wasn't worth the journey or the "commitment." Cool idea though.
Part of the jokes appeal is lost if you arent willing to suspend disbelief for the time necessary to read through the joke. I personally really liked the joke, although I took the joke as more of a science/fantasy short story then a joke.

darb85 02-14-2009 04:25 PM

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punch line is only funny if the premis is set up right. that was a premis! shesh

TheJ 02-15-2009 05:31 PM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
I was really hoping for a better punchline.

renton20 02-16-2009 12:33 PM

Re: The Longest Joke in the World
 
Great joke. I kind of expected it to end in the way that it did but the story was pretty entertaining in and of itself.


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