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Chompers 01-14-2009 01:01 PM

The Best Job in the World
 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090113...20090113032028

I applied!

Just think, sitting on your own very island smoking cigar after cigar..
That's the life!

Ace$nyper 01-14-2009 01:03 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
WOW.

I could get used to this!

MedicCook 01-14-2009 01:04 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
That is defiantely thinking outside the box.

Footbag 01-14-2009 01:07 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
I'm guessing there's Internet, right?

MedicCook 01-14-2009 01:09 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
There would have to be if you are required to update a blog.

Unless they have you blogging by message in a bottle format.

Don Fernando 01-14-2009 01:10 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chompers (Post 169077)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090113...20090113032028

I applied!

Just think, sitting on your own very island smoking cigar after cigar..
That's the life!

Do you have any idea what the tobacco taxes are in Australia?

Ace$nyper 01-14-2009 01:10 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 169098)
There would have to be if you are required to update a blog.

Unless they have you blogging by message in a bottle format.

*hums police song, busts out laughing*
:r:r:r:r:r

MedicCook 01-14-2009 01:12 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
That could be a new Weird Al song. "Blogging in a bottle"

Chompers 01-14-2009 01:12 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 169102)
Do you have any idea what the tobacco taxes are in Australia?

I have no idea, but I would buy as many as I could here and bring them with me somehow.

Mugen910 01-14-2009 01:15 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Can't say I'd pass this up but there has to be a catch...Hmmm Maybe you have to feed sharks? Make sure the island monkeys get love? :D

Don Fernando 01-14-2009 01:15 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chompers (Post 169109)
I have no idea, but I would buy as many as I could here and bring them with me somehow.

Customs won't allow it ;)


and btw, that job is mine.

Ace$nyper 01-14-2009 01:16 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 169114)
Can't say I'd pass this up but there has to be a catch...Hmmm Maybe you have to feed sharks? Make sure the island monkeys get love? :D

feeding sharks pleasuring a monkey?
Sounds like my last few dates.

MedicCook 01-14-2009 01:20 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Just watch out for them dingo's.

Chompers 01-14-2009 01:21 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 169117)
Customs won't allow it ;)


and btw, that job is mine.

If they fly me out to a deserted island, they better allow me to bring whatever I want

Also, the job is not yours, it is mine!
:D

mrreindeer 01-14-2009 01:22 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 169114)
Can't say I'd pass this up but there has to be a catch...Hmmm Maybe you have to feed sharks? Make sure the island monkeys get love? :D

Don't be fooled! I think I saw this episode on LOST!!!!

Don Fernando 01-14-2009 01:24 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 169114)
Make sure the island monkeys get love? :D

hmmmmmmmmmm island monkeys, kinky.

dannysguitar 01-14-2009 01:26 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 169117)
Customs won't allow it ;)


and btw, that job is mine.

We all might as well not apply :-)

dunng 01-14-2009 01:28 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
It's actually a pretty decent sized island...

LINK

MedicCook 01-14-2009 01:30 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
With my lack of pigment I would fry in 10 minutes.

Don Fernando 01-14-2009 01:31 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dunng (Post 169163)
It's actually a pretty decent sized island...

LINK

so there could be a lot of island monkeys, hmmmmmmmmm

tobii3 01-14-2009 01:33 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
6 month deployment, isolated location, bizarre work schedule, good swimmer, excellent communicator and be able to speak and write English....

Dear G-d Almighty.....I've been training for this job for the past 20 years!!!

:r

Now, if they drop you in by parachute, the job is MINE!!!!!

:salute:

ucla695 01-14-2009 01:54 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Finally, I can realize my dream of doing nothing. :tu

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrreindeer (Post 169136)
Don't be fooled! I think I saw this episode on LOST!!!!

:r :r

Footbag 01-14-2009 02:41 PM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
LOL! The application website crashed. Guess it sounds good to a lot of people.

mrreindeer 01-15-2009 07:55 AM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Footbag (Post 169368)
LOL! The application website crashed. Guess it sounds good to a lot of people.

Nope, I think tobii3 got it already! :D:D

Don Fernando 01-15-2009 07:59 AM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
A greek woman offered to do the laundry for all Australians if she got the job, another woman had a tattoo done and several people send in naughty video's to the job agency :r

mrreindeer 01-15-2009 08:55 AM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando (Post 171014)
and several people send in naughty video's to the job agency :r

And I didn't get the job, Ferdinand. WTF.

lightning9191 01-15-2009 09:04 AM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 169169)
With my lack of pigment I would fry in 10 minutes.

Me too....they'd pry find me dead and red.

floydpink 01-15-2009 09:05 AM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
That's ironic.

At one point of my life, I worked in a 5 star French restaurant outside NYC and was asked if I would like to work in Hamilton Island.

I went through the application process and was told that there was a freeze on hiring and never persued it further.

That place looked awesome...

theycallmedan'lboone 01-15-2009 09:25 AM

Re: The Best Job in the World
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace$nyper (Post 169104)
*hums police song, busts out laughing*
:rr

:r:r:r:r I did the same thing!


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